Tecate Municipality Puns

-Guadalajara cartel: Cartel formed by Sinaloan drug traffickers Miguel Angel Felix Gallardo, Ernesto Fonseca Carillo and Rafael Caro Quintero in the late 70s. Often regarded as the “original” cartel in Mexico alongside the Gulf cartel as they were the first to operate on a huge scale. Controlled smuggling of Marihuana along the border with California, Arizona, New Mexico and western Texas through a massive network of corruption stretching from police, to intelligence and political elite. Controlled the drug flow in the Mexican states of Baja California, Sinaloa, Sonora, Jalisco, Chihuahua, Durango, Colima, Nayarit and possibly Michoacán and Guerrero. The cartel served as the precursor to the Tijuana, Sinaloa and Juarez cartel among other smaller groups. Was dismantled as a result of the leaders arrest in the 80s, and with it laid the groundwork for most of the modern drug trafficking and criminal scene in Mexico today.

-Tijuana cartel (AFO): As nephews of Miguel Angel Felix Gallardo the Arellano Felix brothers received most of Baja California as well as Baja California Sur. The most important area is the big city of Tijuana which is the main smuggling route into California from Mexico. Considered one of the two most lucrative plazas of the Guadalajara cartel. They also control Ensenada as well as other smaller cities in the California peninsula. They have alliances with the Oaxaca cartel in Southern Mexico, as well as good connections with Colombian and Peruvian drug manufacturers. They also had strong financial interests in Jalisco (especially Guadalajara) as well as safe houses and minor operations in the central inland states surrounding Mexico city. For a time they are considered the most ruthless and profitable cartel in Mexico, and soon they start to feud with the Sinaloa cartel, as well as the Juarez cartel, which culminates in the accidental shooting of a popular bishop in Guadalajara, which sends shockwaves through the country. The shootout indirectly leads to the fleeing and later capture of their rival Joaquin Guzman Loera (El Chapo) of the Sinaloa cartel, which ushers in a golden age for them. After Chapos escape from prison in the early 2000s as well as Ramon Arellano Felix death in Sinaloa and Benjamin Arellano Felix arrest weakens the cartel beyond recognition and their territory is relegated to parts of Tijuana and its close areas, in a sporadic war against the Sinaloa cartel as well as periods of peace, betrayal and cooperation wh

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Amy

Pilot on me!!

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.