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Dad just waves and says, "Bison".
Quite the crises
My wife was reading one of those touching (read: sappy) Christmastime stories to the kids before bed tonight. She was getting a bit teary-eyed by the end, and was having trouble seeing the pages.
Wife: "Sorry, kids, my eyes got all leaky."
7yo: "Oh, your eyes have a leak in them?"
Wife: "Yeah."
7yo: "How did you even get a vegetable in there?"
Wife and I applaud. This is the kid who usually hates my dad jokes.
So my sister brought her computer over for my dad to fix. From my room, some 30 minutes later, i just heard him sniggering, and eventually balling his eyes out with laughter. He summons me over, and says through teary eyes "Look what i changed her computer name to!" So, look i did, expecting something silly. Sure enough, he had called it "Banana". I just shook my head and walked off while he cackled maniacally in his chair.
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