A family of buffalo are sending their boy off to kindergarten. The teary-eyed mom is hugging her kid.

Dad just waves and says, "Bison".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My wife got so teary-eyed you can probably sail a boat in her eyelids

Quite the crises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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My 7-year-old just became a Dad

My wife was reading one of those touching (read: sappy) Christmastime stories to the kids before bed tonight. She was getting a bit teary-eyed by the end, and was having trouble seeing the pages.

Wife: "Sorry, kids, my eyes got all leaky."

7yo: "Oh, your eyes have a leak in them?"

Wife: "Yeah."

7yo: "How did you even get a vegetable in there?"

Wife and I applaud. This is the kid who usually hates my dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosTechnician
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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My silly I.T dad is convinced he's a comedic genius

So my sister brought her computer over for my dad to fix. From my room, some 30 minutes later, i just heard him sniggering, and eventually balling his eyes out with laughter. He summons me over, and says through teary eyes "Look what i changed her computer name to!" So, look i did, expecting something silly. Sure enough, he had called it "Banana". I just shook my head and walked off while he cackled maniacally in his chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WerdsWerth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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