A list of puns related to "Teacher Retirement"
We were having dinner and somehow I brought up that I have had a lack of energy lately. After a second my grandpa says "It could be you have a lack of Fe. Male". We were almost done eating before I got it...
When I was in 2nd or third grade and my sister was in kindergarten, we asked my dad why he didn't work anymore, he had retired earlier that year. He convinced us he had invented the question mark and every time someone read one, he got ten cents. It was funny, until my sister's teacher mentioned she was honored to meet such an important inventor at the parent teach conference. Then it was hilarious.
I came up with this one and shared it at work the other day. I got two chuckles, some groans and one person who threatened to punch me in the balls.
"Did you guys hear that the clog-dancing teacher at the local community college is retiring at the end of the school year? Man, those are going to be some hard shoes to fill"
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