A list of puns related to "Taylor Swift's"
I sent her my trousers to be taken up by 4 inches over 3 months ago
and I still haven't had them back!
Because she had bad blood
and calling it Tailor Swift
Is she fast at stitching clothes or something?
Because sheβs got BAD BLOOD....πΌ
A swift tailor.
Because she has bad blood
I think i'm finally clean.
Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.
Don't tell anyone else though, they're trying to keep it Loki
She does Taylor lifts.
This. Sick. Beet.
Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"
Me: "1989? Yeah."
Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."
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I'm a dad. I came up with this one yesterday.
"I thought Taylor Swift was a same-day hemming service"
I knew you were rubble when I walked in.
He said, "You just gotta shake it off!"
She had bad blood
She HAS BAD BLOOD
She HAS BAD BLOOD
Because she had bad blood.
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