A list of puns related to "Tavastia"
>For too long Finland has been plagued by the lack of Industry, the time has come to rectify that.
-Alarik Nurmi, Chancellor of the Tavastian National Republic
Two words, Assembly, Lines.
>What if we had the same people produce the same identical item and sent it down the line to be assembled by someone else. We could easily double our production output by doing this, having 30 people make the same 30 parts needed for a car, a tank, an airplane and have a group of people dedicated to just putting them together, our production value would soar! Along with our profits of course.
>The idea of the assembly line was first implemented by Henry Ford, an American industrialist in a long forgotten city, it would take him hours for his workers to build a single aircraft, when he began implementing this idea, it shortened this time by almost 80%.
Ahti Lampi, Tavastian Industrialist
Keep listening. It just gets better and better.
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With the city of Lahti nearly on the Nyland and Tavastian border, integration was fairly certain. With this province in our nation, most of the Finnish population have been reunited.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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