Double down: If Ryan Cohen ends up causing the catalyst with divends, share recall, etc. I'll double down and get his face tatted on the other ass cheek. I have two cheeks, might as well use them. I'm sure my wife will be thrilled as she has been begging me for years to get my first tattoo. And yes, I will post proof although I would proceed with caution upon viewing that image.

Hodl me to it.

Edit: position is > 50.

100% ☝️. Mods, hold me accountable, I only have single digit 🍌‘s but I have faith in the stock. Edit: can’t edit the title. Replace “if” with When*

Kicking things off in our next series of album discussions thread - the solo material. Bruce's solo career seems to be the natural starting point, so here we go from the beginning. Albums being discussed are all six studio albums and Scream For Me Brazil - no Alive In Studio A/Alive At The Marquee or The Best Of (Despite the plethora of new and previously unreleased tracks on that one).

Week 1 - Tattooed Millionaire (Bruce Dickinson)

Original release date - 8 May 1990

Producer - Chris Tsangarides

Tracklist:

1. Son Of A Gun
2. Tattooed Millionaire
3. Born In '58
4. Hell On Wheels
5. Gypsy Road
6. Dive! Dive! Dive!
7. All The Young Dudes
8. Lickin' The Gun
9. Zulu Lulu
10. No Lies

What are your thoughts on this album? What are your favorite and least favorite tracks on the album? How do you rank the album amongst your favorites?

STUDIO ALBUM DISCUSSION THREADS

Week 1 - Iron Maiden

Week 2 - Killers

Week 3 - The Number Of The Beast

Week 4 - Piece Of Mind

Week 5 - Powerslave

Week 6 - Somewhere In Time

Week 7 - Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son

Week 8 - No Prayer For The Dying

Week 9 - Fear Of The Dark

[Week 10 - The X

I have never had a tattoo. More of a commitment issue of a lifelong thing on my body. I will 100% get a safemoon tattoo if this thing blasts off and changes my life. Id also like to give to charity and change other lives.M

It’s been so eye-opening about the very troubled childhood and subsequent marriage to Samantha that Chester endured. Heartbreaking. Someone here on this sub recently posted a picture of Chester as a little boy. Now, reading this horrible backstory about his childhood… I can’t help but think, if only someone could have intervened in his formative years. :(

And OG Kush and Twisted Teas and Books

LESSSHHFUKINGOOO!! I always wanted a tattoo and now I have a reason. I honestly don't have a lot of money right now but when the tendies come in, I am sure as hell getting a tattoo for yall and to permanentize this journey on me !!!!!! TO THE MOON BABYYYYY 🦍🌙🚀🚀🚀

I would appreciate it if someone held me accountable lmao <3

And it’s gonna be ‘HODL’

You heard it here first.

PART 3: How Justin went from Selena to Hailey to Kourtney to Hailey to Sofia to Hailey to Kourtney to...?

Disclaimer: This is NOT a full justin relationship timeline. there are plenty of IG models (Chantel for example) and instances left out due to not being relevant to the timeline I'm covering. My coverage starts with the Jenners & Selenas fall out in 2014. I tried to keep it contained to the Kardashians/Jenners and their close relationships, which have always included Justin, at times Kourtney and Sofia, Hailey of course and by default Selena as well. I am aware I didnt cover everything Justin did, that would be a novel. LOL. And I'm sorry but this might end up being a 4-part series. Its just too messy.

At this point if you've been following along, you know a few things by now:

1. Justin didn't really care about what he was doing to these women he kind of just did what he wanted this entire time
2. Kendall pushed Hailey and Justin together over & over again for two reasons, first was to sabotage Selena's relationship with Justin after what Selena did to her and Kylie in 2014, and second was to try to make her bestie Hailey happy
3. I have had way too much time on my hands this week due to having it off work and because my actual job is data collection and content creation in marketing, making these brings me a lot of joy and I'm so happy y'all have enjoyed them too! ❤

Now, after preparing and doing research this morning for today's deep dive, I realized I missed something in October. October was a busy month for Bieber LOL. I bolded the new additions below:

• Oct 5th: Pics of Justin on a private vacation with model Jayde Pierce, where hes photographed naked, come out. Lmaoo. Side note here he genuinely just does not give a fuck abt these womens feelings its truly baffling i cannot LOL
• Oct 6th: Justin does a radio interview with a NZ host, when asked what the best part of his teenage years were, [his answer is his relationship with Selena](https://www.seventeen.com

As part of my ongoing DCEU rewrite, I initially wrote a Green Arrow movie based on the CW's Arrow TV show (2012-2020), but after I posted a draft, u/Iamthekween69 suggested the miniseries format since there was a lot going on that needed room to breathe. Taking their advice, I decided to flesh out some storylines, cut off the fat from the original Arrow TV show, lay groundwork for the larger universe and make Ollie's characterization more comicbook accurate. After all that was said and done, this is what I was left with, my rewrite of the Arrow TV show as a miniseries set in my DCEU, and based in part on Green Arrow: Year One and Green Arrow: Rebirth comics. Without further ado,

Arrow

EPISODE 1: De Monarchia

We open on a bearded man, marooned on a deserted island noticing a fishing boat in the area. He runs to the camp, picks up the bow and shoots a flaming arrow at a previously prepared pile on the coast, which ignites. Fishermen see a fire and guess that someone is on the island. On the beach, they see an overgrown man in green clothes kneeling in front of them. The men take the stranger to the ship and leave the island. Oliver Queen looks at the island one last time before turning his head to face the horizon, in his hand his only possession, a small wooden crate.

5 years ago, in Star City, Oliver Queen, the heir to the multi-million-dollar Queen Consolidated, and an entitled, arrogant, and wild socialite is celebrating on an old, abandoned oil rig owned by his family. He hosts a gigantic rave and attempts to out-drink his numerous guests. During the decadent festivities, he runs into Sandra-Wu-San Lance, the adopted younger sister of his ex-girlfriend Dinah Laurel Lance. He talks her up and flirts with her intending to get back at her sister for breaking up with him, by sleeping with her. Slowly, Sandra (who is upset at her “sanctimonious” sister) begins to give in. Oliver and Sandra sneak off in a speed boat out to the Queen’s Gambit, his father’s ship that is anchored in the middle of the sea. The two of them walk into the seemingly empty ship and have drunken sex in the cellars. The next morning, they are woken up by the sound of the ship moving. Oliver and Sandra find their way to the upper levels where Ollie hears his father, Robert Queen frantically talking to someone about destroying “the device”. As he sees Oliver, he suddenly cuts the call and asks Oliver what he is doing on the ship. Before Oliver can respond, Robert sees Sandra a

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

#A Toast. To begin, I raise a toast to the mods u/letsburn00, u/The_lordofruin, u/phantom_hax0r, u/username-taken82, u/mcfucking. Thanks for all you do for the sub. I raise a toast to my fellow retards; to the memes and the shitposts, to the gains and loss porn, to the bulls but not the bears, to our speccy-mining millionaires and the BNPL believers, to wildlife adoption drives and our resident sea creatures, to short reports and to awareness campaigns, to the holes and their liars, to the infinite money schemes and the nearology scam dreams, to Tom’s T+2’s and our bruised kneecaps, to the cults and weekend wine reviews, and finally to those cunts that claim to be built different but yet seem to be cut from the same fucking cloth. Thanks for all making 2021 a brilliant year despite all that is going on in the world. Please all have a safe Christmas and/or holiday period.

#Show Me The Money Many thanks to my previous ban-bet superstar u/Mutated_Cunt. He left a cryptic clue about myself as the next guest poster. Now onto why we are here and what better way to do it then publicly humiliate all of our Z1Ptard degens first. Lets kick it off with the downright delusional.

Our posters seem to have an unhealthy obsession with Z1P. u/StrethAU kicked off the new financial year in style claiming that Z1P will reach $28 before Dec 31st or a 2 month ban. You have 3 trading days for Z1P to go up 525% or we will be seeing you in March. u/SunkDestroyer chimed in offering to buy Streth a bottle of their choosing should Z1P reach $28 however I like your odds of not having to buy a bottle of horse cum or some other bodily fluid.

Degenerate Z1P copium holder number 2 u/Therealdudka joined in on Streth’s wild claim with Z1P to $20 by December 31st or 6 months in the slammer. Again, you have 3 trading days for Z1P to become the next Afterpay or we will be seeing you in the new financial year.

Starskiee’s infamous Z1P $100 by Christmas thread prompted a number of degens out from their

My first buy was April 24. A date I aim to have tattooed with the Safemoon astronaut 24-4-21 when I see over $ 1M in my wallet.

I won’t sell until I am a multi millionaire. 💎🙌

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Do your worst!