I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.

I might have to deal with him later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My kid got tattoos of a heart, club, diamond and spadeβ€”all without my permission.

I might have to deal with him later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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The other day I was getting a tattoo and...

there was a girl getting her nipples tattooed to look like hearts. When I saw them I said they were the breast tattoos I ever saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReverendKen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Man dad-joked newspaper

Source - Pic Abridged version:

A man who dubbed himself Britain's biggest idiot after losing his wife after tattooing a comedy penis on his own leg is hoping to win back her heart by having it lasered off.

Hapless Stuart, 34, of Southsea, Hants, inked the six-and-a-half inch member on his left thigh, so the end pokes out of his boxer shorts.

"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

"It caused no end of rows, and she's now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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