Tanvi Azmi Puns

POPULAR

BEST FILM

• GULABO SITABO
• GUNJAN SAXENA: THE KARGIL GIRL
• LUDO
• TANHAJI: THE UNSUNG WARRIOR
• THAPPAD

BEST DIRECTOR

• ANURAG BASU (LUDO)
• ANUBHAV SUSHILA SINHA (THAPPAD)
• OM RAUT (TANHAJI: THE UNSUNG WARRIOR)
• SHARAN SHARMA (GUNJAN SAXENA: THE KARGIL GIRL)
• SHOOJIT SIRCAR (GULABO SITABO)

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE (MALE)

• AJAY DEVGN (TANHAJI: THE UNSUNG WARRIOR)
• AMITABH BACHCHAN (GULABO SITABO)
• AYUSHMANN KHURRANA (SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN)
• IRRFAN (ANGREZI MEDIUM)
• RAJKUMMAR RAO (LUDO)
• SUSHANT SINGH RAJPUT (DIL BECHARA)

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE (FEMALE)

• DEEPIKA PADUKONE (CHHAPAAK)
• JANHVI KAPOOR (GUNJAN SAXENA: THE KARGIL GIRL)
• KANGANA RANAUT (PANGA)
• TAAPSEE PANNU (THAPPAD)
• VIDYA BALAN (SHAKUNTALA DEVI)

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE (MALE)

• DEEPAK DOBRIYAL (ANGREZI MEDIUM)
• GAJRAJ RAO (SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN)
• KUMUD MISHRA (THAPPAD)
• PANKAJ TRIPATHI (GUNJAN SAXENA: THE KARGIL GIRL)
• PANKAJ TRIPATHI (LUDO)
• SAIF ALI KHAN (TANHAJI: THE UNSUNG WARRIOR)

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ACTOR ROLE (FEMALE)

• FARROKH JAFFAR (GULABO SITABO)
• MAANVI GAGROO (SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN)
• NEENA GUPTA (SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN)
• RICHA CHADHA (PANGA)
• TANVI AZMI (THAPPAD)

BEST MUSIC ALBUM

• CHHAPAAK (SHANKAR EHSAN LOY)
• DIL BECHARA (A R RAHMAN)
• LOVE AAJ KAL (PRITAM)
• LUDO (PRITAM)
• MALANG (VARIOUS ARTISTES)

BEST LYRICS

• GULZAR- CHHAPPAK (CHHAPPAK)
• IRSHAD KAMIL- MEHRAMA (LOVE AAJ KAL)
• IRSHAD KAMIL- SHAYAD (LOVE AAJ KAL )
• SAYEED QADRI- HUMDUM HARDAM (LUDO)
• SHAKEEL AZMI- EK TUKDA DHOOP (THAPPAD)
• VAYU- MERE LIYE TUM KAAFI HO  (SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN)

BEST PLAYBACK SINGER (MALE)

• ARIJIT SINGH- SHAYAD (LOVE AAJ KAL)
• ARIJIT SINGH- AABAD BARBAAD (LUDO)
• AYUSHMANN KHURRANA- MERE LIYE TUM (SHUBH MANGAL ZYADA SAAVDHAN)
• DARSHAN RAVAL- MEHRAMA (LOVE AAL KAL)
• RAGHAV CHAITANYA- EK TUKDA DHOOP (THAPPAD)
• VED SHARMA- MALANG (MALANG)

BEST PLAYBACK SINGER (FEMALE)

• ANTARA MITRA- MEHRAMA (LOVE AAJ KAL )
• ASEES KAUR- MALANG (MALANG)
• PALAK MUCHHAL- MANN KI DORI (GUNJAN SAXENA: THE KARGIL GIRL)
• SHRADHA MISHRA- MAR JAYEIN HUM (SHIKAARA)
• SUNIDHI CHAUHAN- PAAS NAHI TO FAIL (SHAKUNTALA DEVI)

CRITICS

BEST FILM (CRITICS)

• EEB ALLAY OOO! (PRATEEK VATS)
• GULABO SITABO (SHOOJIT SIRCAR)
• KAAMYAAB (HARDIK MEHTA)
• LOOTCASE (RAJESH KRISHNAN)
• SI

The list contains 85 insiders and 148 outsiders.

INSIDERS:

• Aamir Khan (son of producer Tahir Hussain).

• Abhay Deol (nephew of Dharmendra).

• Abhimanyu Dasani (son of Bhagyashree).

• Abhishek Bacchan (son of Amitabh and Jaya Bachchan).

• Aditi Rao Hydari (maternal 2nd cousin of filmmaker Kiran Rao, who, in turn, is wife of Aamir Khan).

• Aditya Pancholi (son of filmmaker Rajan Pancholi).

• Aditya Roy Kapoor (brother of producer Sidharth Roy Kapoor).

• Aisha Ahmed (daughter of Rukhsar Rehman).

• Ajay Devgn (son of veteran action director Veeru Devgan).

• Akshaye Khanna (son of Vinod Khanna).

• Alaya F (daughter of Pooja Bedi and granddaughter of Kabir Bedi).

• Alia Bhatt (daughter of Mahesh Bhatt).

• Ananya Pandey (daughter of Chunky Pandey).

• Anil Kapoor (brother of producer Boney Kapoor).

• Anushka Ranjan (daughter of Shashi and Anu Ranjan).

• Arjun Kapoor (son of Boney Kapoor).

• Athiya Shetty (daughter of Suniel Shetty).

• Bobby Deol (son of Dharmendra).

• Dulquer Salmaan (son of Mammootty).

• Emraan Hashmi (nephew of Mahesh Bhatt).

• Esha Deol (daughter of Hema Malini).

• Fardeen Khan (son of Firoz Khan).

• Farhan Akhtar (son of Javed Akhtar).

• Govinda (son of actor-producer Arun Ahuja and actress Nirmala Devi).

• Harman Baweja (son of producer Harry Baweja).

• Harshvardhan Kapoor (son of Anil Kapoor).

• Hrithik Roshan (son of Rakesh Roshan).

• Imran Khan (nephew of Aamir Khan).

• Ira Dubey (daughter of theatre director, stage and film actress, Lillete Dubey).

• Ishaan Khatter (brother of Shahid Kapoor and son of Neelima Azeem).

• Jackky Bhagnani (son of producer Vashu Bhagnani).

• Jahnvi Kapoor (daughter of Sridevi).

• Kajol (daughter of Tanuja).

• Karan Deol (son of Sunny Deol).

• Kareena Kapoor Khan (daughter of Randhir and Babita Kapoor).

• Karisma Kapoor (daughter of Randhir and Babita Kapoor).

• Kiara Advani (step-great-granddaughter of Ashok Kumar and great-niece of Saeed Jaffrey).

• Konkana Sen Sharma (daughter of filmmaker, screenwriter and actress Aparna Sen).

• Kumar Gaurav (son of Rajendra Kumar).

• Meezan Jaffrey (son of Javed Jaffrey).

• Neil Nitin Mukesh (grandson of Mukesh and son of Nitin Mukesh).

• Parineeti Chopra (sister of Priyanka Chopra).

• Pooja Bedi (daughter of Kabir Bedi).

• Pooja Bhatt (daughter of Mahesh Bhatt).

• Pranutan Bahl (daughter or Mohnish Bahl).

• Prateik Babbar (son of Raj Babbar and Smita Patil).

• Purab Kohli (grand-nephew of Dev Anand and nephew of Shekhar

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Bollywood makes over 1,000 movies every year. Behind each movie lies some exciting facts or trivia, ranging from recreating a famous festival scene to an actor wearing his wife’s earrings! Let’s take a look at some of the most entertaining trivia from popular films in recent times, such as "Lagaan," Neerja" and "Bajirao Mastani."

#Airlift (2016)

The movie is based on the 1990 evacuation of Indians from Kuwait, after Iraq invaded the country under the rule of Saddam Hussein. The film was shot in the city of Ras al Khaimah, UAE.

#Piku (2015)

The lead female role was initially offered to Parineeti Chopra, while Amitabh Bachchan won his fourth National Award for Best Actor for the film.

#Fan (2016)

This is Khan's first film that does not contain any song. The song "Jabra Fan" was made to promote the film and was not part of the movie.

#War (2019)

The film was shot in seven countries and 15 cities across the world.

#Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India (2001)

Aamir Khan got his ears pierced for the film and even wore his then wife's (Reena Dutta) earrings for the role of Bhuvan.

#Heroine (2012)

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan was the original choice for the leading role but she had to be dropped from the film as she was pregnant at that time.

#Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (2011)

One of the scenes in the movie features Spain's famous La Tomatina festival, which was depicted in a Bollywood movie for the first time. The scene, however, was recreated in Buñol, Spain, with tons of tomatoes flown in from Portugal.

#Rockstar (2011)

During the initial shooting of the film, Ranbir had long hair. Director Imtiaz Ali shot the film in reverse as he did not want to break the continuity. Climax scenes were therefore shot first.

#3 Idiots (2009)

Aamir Khan had to lose a considerable amount weight to look like a college student, and restricted his diet to milk and bananas.

#Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani (2013)

Director Ayan Mukherjee, who is friends with Ranbir Kapoor, wanted him as the lead in the film. He thus wrote the story keeping Kapoor in mind.

#Dilwale (2015)

Bollywood's most romantic pair, Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol, reunited after five years for the film. The film also starred veteran actor Vinod Khanna, who made his last appearance on celluloid before passing away in 2017

#Drishyam (2015)

The movie is a remake of the 2013 blockbuster Malayalam film of the same name, which featured Mohanlal.

#Bajirao Mastani (2015)

To portray the role of Radhaa Ma, Tanvi Azmi shave

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Class of ’83

Bobby Deol makes his digital debut in this drama based on Hussain Zaidi’s book. The story follows an upright cop who trains a crop of crime-fighting cadets. Helmed by Atul Sabharwal, this is Netflix’s third collaboration with Shah Rukh Khan’s Red Chillies Entertainment after Bard of Blood and Betaal.

Platform: Netflix

Bhuj: The Pride of India

Abhishek Dudhiya’s film unfolds during the Indo-Pakistan War of 1971. Ajay Devgn plays Vijay Karnik, a squadron leader in the Indian Air Force who rebuilt the Bhuj airbase with the help of 300 local women. The ensemble cast features Sonakshi Sinha, Sanjay Dutt, Rana Daggubati, Nora Fatehi, Ammy Virk and others. Ajay’s last release, Tanhaji: The Unsung Warrior, was also a war film set in the past.

Platform: Disney+ Hotstar

Ludo

In the vein of Life in a… Metro, Anurag Basu directs an ensemble piece featuring Abhishek Bachchan, Rajkummar Rao, Fatima Sana Shaikh, Aditya Roy Kapur, Pankaj Tripathi and others. The black comedy pits four players “in a high stakes game where nothing is a coincidence and everything is planned.” Basu had last directed Jagga Jasoos (2017), starring Ranbir Kapoor.

Platform: Netflix

Sadak 2

Mahesh Bhatt makes his directorial comeback with the sequel to Sadak (1991). The new instalment stars Alia Bhatt and Aditya Roy Kapur alongside Sanjay Dutt and Pooja Bhatt. The film catches up with Dutt’s Ravi, a former taxi driver who’s battling depression and joins hands with a young girl to expose a godman. Makarand Deshpande has joined the cast as the new villain.

Platform: Disney+ Hotstar

The Big Bull

Abhishek Bachchan plays a scamster based on stockbroker Harshad Mehta. Kookie Gulati’s film is backdropped on the 1992 securities scam and follows Mehta’s rags-to-riches journey in Mumbai. Ileana D’Cruz and Nikita Dutta play the female leads.

Platform: Disney+ Hotstar

Torbaaz

The action thriller features Sanjay Dutt as an army officer. Directed by Girish Malik, it tells the story of child suicide bombers in Afghanistan. It is the first Hindi film to be shot in Bishkek, the capital city of Kyrgyzstan.

Platform: Netflix

Dolly Kitty Aur Woh Chamakte Sitare

Bhumi Pednekar and Konkona Sen Sharma lead Alankrita Shrivastava’s follow-up to Lipstick Under My Burkha (2017). Set in the suburbs of Delhi, the film follows two cousins bonding over a shared secret.

Platform: Netflix

Ginny Weds Sunny

A romantic comedy revolving around arranged marr

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

BamBOO!

I won't be doing that today!

NETFLIX India is likely to announce a massive series of originals, direct to OTT films and web shows turning upto a number of 15 titles in total.

Edited to add:

It could possibly be the following though not sure if it’s credible:

1. Dolly Kitty Aur Woh Chamakte Sitare (Konkona Sen, Bhumi Pednekar & Vikrant Massey)

2. Torbaaz (Sanjay Dutt & Nargis Fakhri)

3. Ginny Weds Sunny (Vikrant Massey & Yami Gautam)

4. Indoo Ki Jawani (Kiara Advani & Aditya Seal)

5. Ludo (Ensemble cast)

6. Raat Akeli Hai (Nawaz & Radhika Apte)

7. AK vs AK (Anil Kapoor & Anurag Kashyap)

8. Gunjan Saxena (Janhvi kapoor, Pankaj Tripathi)

9. The Girl on the Train (Parineeti Chopra, Aditi Rao Hydari, Kirti Kulhari, Avinash Tiwary)

10. Tribhanga (Kajol, Tanvi Azmi, Mithila Palkar)

11. Sheer Qorma (Shabana Azmi, Divya Dutta, Swara Bhaskar)

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Saiyami kher is daughter of Tanvi Azmi’s brother.,who is Shabana Azmi’s sister in law.

Actor Sharman Joshi is son in law of Prem Chopra.

Director of Dil , Beta , Raja , dhamal , Indra Kumar is younger brother of veteran actress Aruna Irani.

Atul Kulkarni -RDB, Hey Ram, Satta. Is married to Geetanjali Kulkarni- Mukti Bhavan, Court, Taj Mahal 1989.

Sonali Kulkarni ( Dil Chahta Hai , Mission Kashmir) and Amruta Subhash ( Gully Boy, Choked,Sacred Games). Amruta is married to Sonali’s brother Sandesh. Sandesh played Gaitonde’s father in Sacred Games.

Raj Zutshi is Aamir Khan's cousin brother in law

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Class of ’83

Bobby Deol makes his digital debut in this drama based on Hussain Zaidi’s book. The story follows an upright cop who trains a crop of crime-fighting cadets. Helmed by Atul Sabharwal, this is Netflix’s third collaboration with Shah Rukh Khan’s Red Chillies Entertainment after Bard of Blood and Betaal.

Platform: Netflix

Bhuj: The Pride of India

Abhishek Dudhiya’s film unfolds during the Indo-Pakistan War of 1971. Ajay Devgn plays Vijay Karnik, a squadron leader in the Indian Air Force who rebuilt the Bhuj airbase with the help of 300 local women. The ensemble cast features Sonakshi Sinha, Sanjay Dutt, Rana Daggubati, Nora Fatehi, Ammy Virk and others. Ajay’s last release, Tanhaji: The Unsung Warrior, was also a war film set in the past.

Platform: Disney+ Hotstar

Ludo

In the vein of Life in a… Metro, Anurag Basu directs an ensemble piece featuring Abhishek Bachchan, Rajkummar Rao, Fatima Sana Shaikh, Aditya Roy Kapur, Pankaj Tripathi and others. The black comedy pits four players “in a high stakes game where nothing is a coincidence and everything is planned.” Basu had last directed Jagga Jasoos (2017), starring Ranbir Kapoor.

Platform: Netflix

Sadak 2

Mahesh Bhatt makes his directorial comeback with the sequel to Sadak (1991). The new instalment stars Alia Bhatt and Aditya Roy Kapur alongside Sanjay Dutt and Pooja Bhatt. The film catches up with Dutt’s Ravi, a former taxi driver who’s battling depression and joins hands with a young girl to expose a godman. Makarand Deshpande has joined the cast as the new villain.

Platform: Disney+ Hotstar

The Big Bull

Abhishek Bachchan plays a scamster based on stockbroker Harshad Mehta. Kookie Gulati’s film is backdropped on the 1992 securities scam and follows Mehta’s rags-to-riches journey in Mumbai. Ileana D’Cruz and Nikita Dutta play the female leads.

Platform: Disney+ Hotstar

Torbaaz

The action thriller features Sanjay Dutt as an army officer. Directed by Girish Malik, it tells the story of child suicide bombers in Afghanistan. It is the first Hindi film to be shot in Bishkek, the capital city of Kyrgyzstan.

Platform: Netflix

Dolly Kitty Aur Woh Chamakte Sitare

Bhumi Pednekar and Konkona Sen Sharma lead Alankrita Shrivastava’s follow-up to Lipstick Under My Burkha (2017). Set in the suburbs of Delhi, the film follows two cousins bonding over a shared secret.

Platform: Netflix

Ginny Weds Sunny

A romantic comedy revolving around arranged marr