A list of puns related to "Tangled Up"
They both made astro knot.
Turns out it would knot.
I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.
the bartender kicks him out on the daily making it known that they don’t serve ropes in his bar. One day he decides that he may have better luck with a disguise, so he ties himself up in a good tangle and frantically pulls all the fibers apart at both of his cut ends. He walks back into the bar and orders two shots. The bartender says to him, “ Hey...aren’t you that rope I kicked out of here yesterday?”. The rope looks at him confused and says, “ No, I’m a frayed knot”.
The barman takes one look at him and says "Get out! We don't serve your type here."
The rope leaves, messes up his hair and tangles himself up a bit, then walks back into the bar.
The barman looks at him suspiciously and asks "Hey. Aren't you that piece of rope I just kicked out?"
The rope replies "No. I'm a frayed knot."
My aunt: “oops look like they’re tangled up” My dad: “they’re Frozen not Tangled”
The bartender tells him to get lost.
The string walks out and messes up his now tangled hair.
The string walks back in.
The bartender says "Aren't you the string I kicked out just a minute ago?"
The string goes, "Frayed knot".
Three strings walk into a bar. The first string goes up to the bartender and says,
"Hello, I'd like a pitcher of beer and three frosty glasses for me and my buddies, please."
The bartender replies,
"Sorry pal, but we don't serve strings here."
Dejected, the first string returns to his friends and relays the transaction. The second string can't believe this, and walks swiftly up to the bartender and says,
"Hey, buddy. I need a pitcher of beer and three frosty glasses for me and my friends!"
The bartender sternly states,
"We don't serve strings here!" The second string returns to his friends, defeated. The third string looks at his pals and says,
"Guys, I got this."
He goes into the bathroom, unravels himself a little and tangles himself up a bit. He walks confidently up to the bartender and says with gusto,
"Bartender! You are going to give me and my friends a pitcher of your finest beer, and three frosty glasses, on the double!"
The bartender sighs and says,
"Like I told your buddies, WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE."
The third string leans across the bar, chuckles, and says,
"String? I'm a frayed knot."
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