I asked for today’s date over the walkie-talkie, but nobody would tell me.

I know they heard me, they kept saying β€œ10-4!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViscountBurrito
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2022
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My first wife divorced me via walkie talkie

She just kept saying β€œour marriage is….” I kept saying β€œour marriage is what? Over.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2022
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I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie talkie

She didn’t get it, no matter how many times I said it was over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2022
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I want to post a walkie talkie joke,

but I need to think it, over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychoCow1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I got voted in as Chairman of the Walkie-Talkie Association today

The vote was 10 - 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Texting walkie talkie lingo is confusing.

My dad texted me to remind me to turn in my rent, he thinks I'll forget something important like that I guess. I didn't respond from his initial text message so he quickly sent me another

"Please confirm. Roger over and out."

I responded saying "Thank you!" he was clearly not happy with this and said

"You're supposed to say "Roger..Over" at the end of your communication. Over"

I replied "Roger I love you. Over"

My dad responded with "My name is Dad, not Roger. What the Hell? Over" ...

I will never understand his humor.. But it makes me laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynaM
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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What did the inventor of the walkie-talkie call a nightmare?

A screamie dreamie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Walkie talkie banter

At work we use walkie talkies so I asked a guy if they can get something ready at 10:30. He said 10-4. And I said no it's 10:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudephatal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything

Stamps: Lickie Stickie

Defibrillators: Hearty Starty

Bees: Fuzzy Buzzy

Pregnancy Test: Maybe Baby

Bra: Breastie Nestie

Fork: Stabby Grabby

Socks: Feetie Heatie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlbertoIsExpired
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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Her: "Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over."

Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikkelmikkel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2022
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My wife hates how I always pretend we are on walkie-talkies

Wife: our relationship is over.

Me: our relationship is what? Over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2021
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why couldnt the walkie talkie's get married?

They kept saying that they're over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaz3Raven
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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I bought my wife and I a set of bargain brand walkie talkies.

She didn't receive it very well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyPineapple77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Fortune Teller

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from jail? It's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drivingon8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2023
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What do you call a parrot that can’t fly?

A walkie-talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyChangeup55
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2022
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What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2022
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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie - talkie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2022
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There was this tramp…

One cold winter's morning he was walking along a country road, when he heard a cry for help from a nearby lake.

He turned to see a little girl struggling in the broken ice in the middle of the lake. She'd been skating and had fallen into the icy water. Without a moment's hesitation the tramp ran onto the ice and slipped and slided over to the little girl. He managed to pull her out without breaking the ice further and he carried her back to the road.

He took off his coat and wrapped the little girl in it and began looking for a car to flag down. A few moments later a huge chauffeur-driven limo pulled up, and who stepped out but the little girl's father - the mayor of the nearby town and a multi-millionaire.

"How can I ever thank you sir?" says the father after putting his daughterinto the warmth of the limo.

"Just name your price - I'm a wealthy man."

"Ahem, well ..." stammered the tramp "...eh I'm a little short of cash, perhaps you could help me out"

"Certainly" says the girl's father and he pulls out his wallet.

"Oh dear" says the father, "I don't carry much cash with me, I only have ten dollars - but come home with me and I'll get more from the safe"

"No! No!" says the tramp, "Why ten dollars is more money than I've seen in my whole life - that will be plenty".

"Well, if you insist" says the father - "now what will you do with your money?"

"Oh that's easy" says the tramp "I've not had a rest in 20 years. I think I'll buy myself a holiday"

"Well good luck" says the father, and he gets into the car and signals his chauffeur to drive home.

"Ten Dollars" thinks the tramp, "I'm rich! I'm rich!", and off he goes to the town, to buy himself a holiday.

He finds a travel agent, walks in - much to the disgust of the staff - and goes up to the desk.

"I'll have one holiday please!"

"Ahem, which holiday would sir like" asked the girl at the desk, forcing a smile.

"Oh, any holiday I don't mind" replied the tramp.

"Well how much money does sir have to spend on sir's holiday?"

"Oh lots - anything up to ten dollars"

"TEN DOLLARS!! You'll never get a holiday for ten dollars" says the girl incredulously.

"Oh dear" said the tramp, "and I was so looking forward to a holiday - I'll probably never get another chance - isn't there anything you can do?"

"Well I don't think so sir, but hold on and I'll check"

The girl goes into the back of the shop, and searches in the deepest, dustiest filing drawers she can find. There - to her amazement -

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FancyAlligator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2022
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What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CBlack777
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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"You're so childish" said the wife.

"Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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......not mine (credits to the person it belongs to.....

Wife: Our relationship is over.................... Me (through the walkie-talkie): Our relationship is what?, Over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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An okapi walks into a large print shop.

He's carrying a piece of paper; the only thing on it is a large letter O. Asks the clerk if he can get it printed onto ten pieces of paper, immediately.

The clerk (in this particular shop) has to use a walkie-talkie to communicate with the staff in the back room to see if they can do the job right now.

"An okapi wants O copies. Copy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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GF- β€œWhy do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

BF- β€œ Our relationship is what? Over.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syniss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/censored_count
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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What do you get when crossbreed a parrot with a centipede?

A Walkie Talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurnedBurger84
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie talkie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you get when you mix a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyDuke5ho3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What do you call a parrot when he can't fly?

A walkie talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede ?

A walkie talkie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunder_God69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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