Take You Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Take You Out"

Where do you take a jet out on a date?

Sonic

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👤︎ u/table-talk
📅︎ Apr 27 2022
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If you take the insides out of hot dog, what do have left?

A Hallow-weiny!

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Oct 30 2021
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How do you take elephants out of a Safeway bag?

I dunno; how?

You take the F out of the Way.

There’s no F in Way!

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👤︎ u/Nightmuse11
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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Mom: Can you take out the trash?

Me: Sure. Where do you want to go?

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ May 08 2021
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"If you take a cigarette out of a cigarette packet, what does it become?"

A cigarette lighter.

He thought it was outrageously funny when we collectively groaned.

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👤︎ u/Klimmekkei
📅︎ Apr 12 2014
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If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.

All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I’m trying to smoke and ask Erik for a light: “When you take a cigarette out of your pack, it becomes a cigarette lighter.”

happy sunday pun-day

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👤︎ u/onecupcoconut
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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If you take the "ick" out of "Pick" aren't you still left with P? imgur.com/B65ZV9U
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👤︎ u/RuSsYjO
📅︎ Jun 24 2015
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You should always take restaurant suggestions with at least a grain of salt, just in case they don't turn out.

Makes it taste better either way!

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👤︎ u/julianfri
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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Take everything you know about bread and throw it out the window. Now let me tell you something about this new thing I made...

Bread

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👤︎ u/man_nowhere
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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How would you know when to take out the trash can?

When it trash can't.

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👤︎ u/fbiweeb
📅︎ May 18 2019
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You can use your library card to take out money at an ATM...

... but you have to return it within two weeks.

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👤︎ u/lord_dumbello
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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So a man walks into a diner and says to the waiter “I’ll take a cup of coffee with no creamer.” And then the waiter says “Sorry sir, we’re out of creamer. Can I get you a cup of coffee with no milk?”
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👤︎ u/Lumber__Zach
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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Hour do you take out a circus?

You go straight for the juggler.

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👤︎ u/bsjay
📅︎ Apr 15 2017
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What do you get when you take the insides out of a Hot-Dog?

A hollow-weenie. Happy Halloween y'all!

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👤︎ u/steppek
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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What do you call the kind of woman you'd take home with a kebab after a night out?

Donna.

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👤︎ u/JamesDavidsonLives
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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