Mom told me to take out the spider
My wife said she wanted to take me out. I was so excited...
Until I saw the body bag.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
I bought a smart trash can that reminds me to take out the trash
Now it keeps trash talking.
My boss asked me if I wanted to take the trash out or fix the roof
DadProTip: When you back out of a parking space, be sure to say "Thiiiis takes me back" every time your kids are in the car.
After one too many jokes about farm animals, my wife couldn't take it anymore. She told me to get out.
Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
Wife told me to take out the trash, so i ask her where she want to eat for dinner tonight.
Take everything you know about bread and throw it out the window. Now let me tell you something about this new thing I made...
My parents didnt take me serious when i came out
Because i couldnt keep a straight face
My wife saw a spider in our house and told me to take it out.
He seems pretty cool. Had some good conversation. He said he wants to be a web developer.
I was making out on the couch with my wife the other day when she looked at me sexy and said "Let's take this upstairs"
I got up and told her "I'll get this end. You take the other one"
My wife asked me to take a spider out instead of killing it so I took out for some drinks.
He seems like a cool guy. He says he want to be a web-designer.
Asked my dad if I could take the car out tonight, and he hit me with this one
Girlfriend told me to take the potato out of the microwave and let it rest for awhile.
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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.
My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it
Went to the bar, had a few drinks, nice guy, turns out he's a Web designer
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
We had some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it...
Had a few drinks, he is a cool guy, wants to be a Web developer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer
My wife told me take the spider out instead of killing him.
We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing.
We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him
Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he’s a web designer.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer
My wife told me take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
So we went out and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
We had some drinks, cool guy, says he wants to be a web-developer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.credits
My wife told me to take the spider out
We had a good night, he was nice, wants to be a web developer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
My girlfriend told to me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
Tonight is our third date, he's a cool guy. He's an aspiring web designer.
My wife told me to take the wasp out instead of killing it.
We had some drinks, nice guy, wants to be in a heavy metal-band
My wife told me to take the spider out
Went out, had a few drinks, he's a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went out for a few drinks. He’s a pretty cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out for drinks. Really nice guy. Has aspirations of web design.
My wife told me to take the spider out rather than kill it
We got some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer.
My girlfriend made me take the spider out instead of killing it.
...so I did. Had some drinks, cool guy. Turns out he wants to be a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
We went and had some drinks. cool guy. wants to be a web developer
My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it...
We had a couple drinks and it turns out he's pretty cool.
Wants to get into web development.
My wife told me to take a spider out and kill it, instead. . .
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
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