T. M. Gray Puns

There simply hasn't been a more active GM in baseball trying to put this team over the top. I'm sorry but my opinion on the job Cashman has done and the job Hal has done has taken a 180. The Yankees went out and did all the right things. They built a top 10 farm system and sold prospects at their absolute height. They sold off Mateo and Kap for Sonny Gray who was a legitimate number 2 pitcher. They traded Blake Rutherford at his height for elite relievers with controllable years in Kahnle and Robertson and then an upgrade in Frazier. They then got Stanton for a bag of balls and Hal proved he's willing to take on that contract. And I can keep going. Just because Gray and Paxton didn't work out that's not Cashman's fault. Cashman did his job and Paxton and Gray didn't work out.

And the Yankees have went all in a ton of times over this 4 year stretch. Last year when we paid Cole all of that money no one predicted Paxton would lose his fastball and become a pumpkin, no one predicted Severino was going to have TJ, etc. Cashman and Hal have actually done a lot to make this team a perennial juggernaut and that needs to be praised.

I absolutely can't wait to live alone. I'm trying but it's a long road with obstacles my parents purposely burdened me with. They both ruin everything. They have the emotional stability of toddlers that were raised by wolves and I'm sick of it. It used to primarily be my dad who was unhinged and abusive but now my emom has steadily gotten the same way. She's unpredictable. You never know what's gonna evoke her wrath and I honestly just thinks she makes shit up to get angry about just to have something to do.

I literally don't know what the fuck just happened. We were talking about dinner. She's making pork chops and they're generally bland af (which I kept to myself) so I wanted to make mine with ranch seasoning. I offered to cook it myself and she immediately says no, I'm not doing that, using a pan just for myself and washing it is gonna run up the water bill (?). She told me to just season them, early if I wanted, and she'd cook them with the rest.

All of 10 minutes later, she goes in the kitchen and starts getting pots out. I figure, rightfully, that she's about to cook and go in there to season them. She knows what I'm there for and is milling around in front of the cabinet/counter I need to get to, poking around on her iPod and whatnot. I ask her to move and IMMEDIATELY she gets an attitude (like I have nothing to do, ever) and continues taking her sweet time. I finally am able to get over there and she says I'm acting like nDad, something she knows will immediately piss me off. I said I'm not, she's the one that isn't making any sense; she told me straight up I could season my own pork chops and that's what I'm there for. Then she tells me she's trying to do something for everyone and I'm trying to do something for myself and getting in the way.

??? again, she literally JUST TOLD ME I could. I even pointed out that I offered to do them myself and she claimed the one extra pot would send the water bill over the edge. She got further visibly angry and said "explain how we're both supposed to be over there cooking?" So at this point I was already seeing the alarm bells and decided to just let it go, I was fully aware of the escalation so with a level voice and tone I just said shrugged and said, "No." It's my gray rocking moment. I've made a concerted effort to not escalate, not argue; it does no good anyway considering I am always wrong, no mattering the situation.

Well that's all it took, for some reason. The word "no" which was actually a conce

Typically when I get to know people more I’ll explain to them that I’m gray and what that is though.

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It just seems that it would be a lot easier to quickly find the pets that we need to complete our collection without having to click on the suspect ones, try and buy them, and only then see the message that "you have already taken this pet with you".