Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
Don't trust your digestive system...
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
My wife told me we didn’t need the surround system for our living room I bought...
I told her it was a Sound Investment.
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
The solar system wouldn’t do well on Yelp
Scientists found that the nervous system doesn't actually exist.
It's just a lack of the confidence system.
Why can't many people move to the metric system?
They are suffering from the agony of de feet.
I called my boss to tell her I couldn’t get the security system to arm as I locked up the office tonight
My German IT guy won't let me run the Microsoft Disk Operating System on my computer.
If we named it 'The Confident System' then maybe we wouldn't be so nervous.
Got a new car with awesome sound system but it won't sing songs ...
Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system?
They were also looking for intelligent life.
When Americans say “We don’t use the metric system...”
My son said I wouldn't be able to make a solar system joke.
So I Saturn it for a while
The digestive system didn’t want to run into his ex wife at his sons wedding...
My friend has a problem with his tv's speaker system, and he just couldn't understand my interest in the problem.
Me: What's the problem with it?
Friend: It echoes!
Me: It echoes!
Friend: Yeah, it just doesn't stop echoing.
Me: Echoing.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews................ only one star.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?
The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star
Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?
Because most of them have a foot fetish.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
When they checked the reviews it only had 1 star.
Why haven’t the aliens visited our solar system yet?
Bad reviews... only 1 star.
Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.
Why don’t aliens come to visit our solar system
Cuz when they checked the reviews it only had 1 Star
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
Because when they checked the review, it had only one star.
Why haven't the Aliens visited our Solar System yet?..
Why haven't the Aliens visited our Solar System yet ?
They looked at the reviews .. Only 1 star.
Aliens haven't visited Earth because they checked the reviews on our solar system and only saw one star.
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
Bad ratings. Only 1 star.
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