T Nutty Puns

Are you a dry indehiscent fruit?

Because you’re kind of nutty!

I bet I'd have a pretty nutty conversation.

Are they known as a Nutty Professor?

"Mmmmmm... nutty."

I told him it was pretty nutty He thought my answer was corny

Friend is taking his wet laundry out and finds a peanut.

"Yoooo, there's a peanut in my laundry."

"That's a little nutty."

Friend spazzed a little bit before staring at me.

Dad is in town. He was watching me make breakfast after I worked out this morning:

[Dagnythedoodle pours flaxmeal into yogurt and mixes]

Dad- What's that you're putting in there?

DTD- Its flaxmeal! I like it cause it tastes nutty and makes my poops really great.

Dad- Oh, that's weird. I dont ever taste poops unless I have to. Even if they're really great.

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My son, currently 'enduring' a semester abroad in Florence, Italy, messages me: "Remind me to tell you about the history of gianduja. It's absurd."

My response: "Yeah, I heard it's kind of nutty."

No applause, please. I'll be here all week. Try the lasagna.