A girl I know wouldn’t date guys with damaged feet.
She was lack toes intolerant.
I had to break up with a girl who just wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My son brought a girl home for dinner, and we didn’t have an extra chair so I stood. He tried to offer me his…
But I declined his chair-ity.
Why can’t the little girl watch the pirate movie?
My wife just gave birth to our beautiful baby girl! I did the best I could to relax her, but she doesn’t seem too pleased with me…
I don’t know what I said wrong… all I said was “thank you for your cervix!” while giving her a salute.
What’s the one thing a teenage girl can’t do?
Why can’t a girl ask her brother for help?
Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too!
Don’t worry about the girl who lost her left arm and leg.
I love volcanoes. My girl doesn't.
Don't know if I lava anymore.
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
How do you know a Jewish girl isn’t basic?
The girl with the big booty and a lisp wasn’t at work
She must have called in thick
Ghost Dad asked, "What does a ghost girl have that a ghost boy doesn't?"
A T-Rex walks into a vegan restaurant and is greeted by a girl who said she knew him.
He had never met herbivore.
A girl I’m dating owns a bakery and works long hours. I don’t think it’s going to work out.
What happened when the girl didn’t pay her exorcist
I once slept with a girl I met during a festival, but we didn’t utter a word to each other before, during or after.
And I must say, it made it rather in-tents.
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
Did you hear the one about the girl who didn’t grow a butt until her thirties?
The called her Slowly-Butt Shirley
What did T-Pain say to the girl at the bar in New Orleans?
I went on a date with a girl called simile. I don’t know what I metaphor.
If you can’t find yourself a girl who likes Star Wars puns
You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.
If your dad was a girl then why can’t you see him?
I dated an Eskimo girl once but it didn’t last
I met a girl on the internet once but it didn’t work out
A girl I like wouldn’t go out with me until I bought her a tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet
I love volcanoes. My girl doesn't.
Don't know if I lava anymore.
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