T 800 Puns

A list of puns related to "T 800"

Me: Hello, Arnold? T-800, I need your help

Arnold: I’m not a terminator anymore, I’m retired

Me: But my house is filled with cockroaches & rats, please help!!!

Arnold: How‘s that my concern?

Me: If you’re retired doesn’t that make you an exterminator?

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👤︎ u/Temilitary
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Looking for a Math Tutor?

Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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I can type 800 words a minute

800 words a minute

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👤︎ u/superpie5
📅︎ Jun 08 2017
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Hey dad, what's for dinner?

Fried farts and vinegar.

I heard that joke at least 800 times growing up.

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👤︎ u/diskimone
📅︎ Sep 04 2013
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Telemarketer calls...

Phone rings and dad sees its and 800 number. Always answers and let's the telemarketer tell his whole spiel. Telemarketer: "would you be interested in purchasing this item?" dad: "hold on please let me go ask my goat"

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👤︎ u/wbro322
📅︎ Sep 24 2013
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