If I ever write a book of 1001 jokes, I don’t know what the first 8 will be.

But the 9th will be “the title of this book was in binary”

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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father...

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

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