Synonyms For Puns

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I asked my dog for a synonym of cinnamon.

He said bark.

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👤︎ u/aaccoottuu
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who you can rely on for synonyms?

A thesaurus

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👤︎ u/t3mperance-
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..

I'm sorry I oops'd up.

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👤︎ u/orschinparjin
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".

It's complicated

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Son: Dad, I don't know any synonyms for "intelligent".

Me: "Likewise."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".

That's unreasonable.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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What's a synonym for tentacle hentai?

Lovecraftian Horror.

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👤︎ u/Nieepie
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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What's a synonym for blackout?

Silence of the lamps.

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👤︎ u/Nieepie
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Ive discovered a synonym for Ironman

...Fe-Male

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👤︎ u/dakkamakka
📅︎ May 05 2018
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Synonym rolls: just another name for cinnamon rolls.
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👤︎ u/fingerpants
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Before we were married, my wife said she’d go out with me if I knew a six letter word that’s a synonym for “calm”...

I said, “It’s sedate.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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Is Payless a synonym for Gitmo?
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👤︎ u/ds0
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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Just curious...

Is there another word for synonym?

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👤︎ u/thepunis
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...

For I have synonymed.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Looking for pun for my beer

Hey redditors, I need your wit for a good cause,

I'm gonna graduate in less than two weeks and in my country (Italy) is traditional to give a token to those who attend the graduation and for that reason I've decided to brew some beers and give a bottle each. I'm now in the process of deciding the name of my beer and I would like to have something witty and cool but have no idea.

The possible themes would be graduation (or laurea in italian), bioengineering, biomedical engineering, engineering or, best of all, BOOBS (or any synonym) as that's the theme of my master thesis.

Thanks in advance for any help I'll get

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👤︎ u/Azkabainemule
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Father: Homophone for "I"?

Son: Eye

Father: Synonym for "sweet potato"?

Son: Yam

Father: Synonym for "casserole"?

Son: Stew

Father: Four-letter word, past tense of "to urinate"?

Son: Peed

Father: Hi Stupid, I'm Dad

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👤︎ u/v310city
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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What did the thesaurus say to the priest?

Forgive me father, for I have synonym

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👤︎ u/tttttodayjr
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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My friend accidentally dadjoked me the other day

I was asking my friend about a word I couldn't remember.

Me: Hey, what's a synonym for affair?

(The word was scandal)

Him: Carnival?

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👤︎ u/ProfTheRedditor
📅︎ Feb 09 2015
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