A list of puns related to "Swipe Card"
She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
I went to return a T-Shirt to Banana Republic today. The item wasn't on my receipt so they asked me to swipe my credit card to see if they could find it in my purchase history.
Cashier: "Hmmm, that didn't work. Sir, would you mind re-swiping, I want to try your card again." Me: "It's a T-Shirt, not a cardigan" My 13 Year Old Son: 🙄
Cashier: swipes Dad's credit card. hands it back.
Cashier: looks at register. Sir, can I see your card again? It didn't work the first time.
Dad: I'm not wearing a cardigan.
I was getting my card ready to swipe, and the cashier said "strip facing me" and I said "you want me to do WHAT?" He nervously laughed and my wife was very disappointed in me.
Full disclosure: I am a dad
I was ringing out a son and father at the register. I tell him his total is "seven forty seven" and the father replies "I didn't buy a plane!" and looks at his son to get a quick laugh, but his son wasn't having any of it. Meanwhile, I'm trying to hold my laughter because i know this is a typical dad joke. But that's not the best part.
He swipes his credit card and reads the credit card reader out loud, "Sign Below". He ends up writing "BELOW" as his signature and says out loud to me and his son "It told me to sign 'Below' and so I did". His son responds with "Dad you are so embarrassing" and I'm chuckling out loud cuz I've never seen anyone do that the 3 years I've worked there lol
TL;DR Dad writes "Below" as his signature because he took it literally as any days would.
Ordered two frozen drinks at Sonic, go to swipe my card and the card-reader is out of order. Girlfriend asks if I have any cash, so I open the ash compartment in my car and pull out a 5 dollar bill.
"I didn't even know you kept money in there!"
"Well you aren't supposed to know about it, just like any good slush fund."
Credit card reader says Please Swipe Card
My dad, "Why would I swipe it, I already own my card"
They get to the register, and comes the time that he's gotta use his debit card.
Clerk: You can swipe it now.
Father: Well, I thought I'd just pay for it.
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