Sweet Smelling Puns

A list of puns related to "Sweet Smelling"

I met a homeless person who smelled really sweet.

He was a cinnamon bum.

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👤︎ u/analytik
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.

From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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A friend and I were driving past a dairy.

The typical fragrance was in the air and he said,"Ahh,the sweet smell of dairy air"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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I was traveling past the dairy when my friend says...

Ahhh the sweet smell of derrier.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Swiffer pads.

About a week ago, tonic water exploded out of the bottle as I was opening it, showering the kitchen. I was cleaning up, and decided to bust out the swiffer pad, because it's faster. (Heh.)

Anyway, this is the conversation that followed between my girlfriend and I.

> Her - Ugh those swiffer pads smell awful.

> Me - Really? Huh. I hadn't noticed.

> Her - Yeah, remind me to pick some up at the store.

A short silence.

> Me - Hey babe...?

> Her, leaving the room - I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ARE REMINDING ME TO BUY SWIFFER PADS RIGHT NOW.

> Me - I'm not! Just wanted to say I love you.

> Her - Awww that is so sweet!

> Me - Also, remember to buy swiffer pads when you go to the store.

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👤︎ u/theintention
📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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