Swap Shop Puns

A list of puns related to "Swap Shop"

Just been to the shop and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.

I can't believe the currant exchange rate

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 11 2021
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Question about broccoli in divorce

If you got divorced because of a broccoli argument (long story) and a month after the divorce you notice your ex in the supermarket, and she has a produce bag full of broccoli crowns in her shopping cart, and you sneak up while she's not looking and swap the bag of crowns for a bag of stalks, can you be charged with stalking?

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👤︎ u/aiaor
📅︎ May 19 2019
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I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.

I can't believe the currant exchange rate!

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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