Swallow Bird Puns

A list of puns related to "Swallow Bird"

My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

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👤︎ u/nikkobe
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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When competing on a bird-related pun battle....

Owlways remember that Toucan play this game.

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👤︎ u/HanSoloCenturyFalkon
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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If the stork is the bird of birth, what's the bird of birth control?

A swallow.

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👤︎ u/nikkobe
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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