Hello guys,my name's Dimitrije and i'm from Leskovac,Serbia.Im sorry for my grammar. Okay,lets start the story.Maybe 2 years ago,here,there was a crime.In a school,Svetozar Marković(middle school),a kidnapping happened.It was like 17:20 o'clock on a winter day.It was already dark outside.We finnaly finished class and could go home.After leaving the school,in the school yard,there was a white van parked.I firstly ignored it,but later had seen that some little kids approached it and entered it.I was little concerned,but i needed to go home because i was very hungry.Thats a decision i will later regret.Maybe like 7 o'clock that evening,i was called by our principal.He said that's an emergency.He asked me did i see 6 kids after school.I nervously said yes.He said that their parents called because they werent coming home.I described the details to him.When he asked me the registration number of the van,I said i didnt remember it.Next day,police cars were parked and blocking the way to school.They said to everyone that today we dont have school. But,my heart stopped when the local news said that one of the kids body was found in a dumpster.It was sexually abused and tortured to death...The other kids were never found,and probably they will not be...

Olympiakos Piraeus - Fenerbahce

UEFA Europa League - Group D - 5

FT: 90' Olympiakos Piraeus 1 - 0 Fenerbahce

Match Info

Date: November 25, 2021
Time: 20:00 (UTC)
Venue: None
Referee: Antonio Mateu, Spain

Lineups

Olympiakos Piraeus - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Tomáš Vaclík, Kenny Lala, Sokratis, Pape Abou Cissé, Oleg Reabciuk, Mady Camara, Yann M'Vila, Giorgos Masouras, Aguibou Camara, Henry Onyekuru, Youssef El Arabi
Subs: Ilias Karargyris, Konstantinos Tzolakis, Svetozar Marković, Athanasios Androutsos, Ousseynou Ba, Marios Vrousai, Mathieu Valbuena, Andreas Bouchalakis, Vasilios Sourlis, Rony Lopes, Tiquinho Soares

Fenerbahce - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Berke Özer, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Marcel Tisserand, Min-jae Kim, Filip Novák, Mert Hakan Yandaş, José Sosa, Miha Zajc, İrfan Can Kahveci, Mergim Berisha, Diego Rossi
Subs: Osman Ertuğrul Çetin, Bartu Kulbílge, Attila Szalai, Serdar Aziz, Nazım Sangaré, Max Meyer, Dimitrios Pelkas, Arda Güler, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Fatih Yiğit Şanlitürk, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Arda Kurtulan

Match Stats

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

25' Substitution: O. Ba for Sokratis (Olympiakos Piraeus)

39' Yellow Card for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

46' Substitution: A. Bouchalakis for A. Camara (Olympiakos Piraeus)

46' Substitution: Rony Lopes for H. Onyekuru (Olympiakos Piraeus)

65' Substitution: D. Pelkas for İ. Kahveci (Fenerbahce)

65' Substitution: M. Meyer for M. Zajc (Fenerbahce)

68' Substitution: M. Valbuena for G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

78' Substitution: F. Kadıoğlu for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

78' Substitution: Attila Szalai for F. Novák (Fenerbahce)

81' Substitution: T. Soares for Y. El Arabi (Olympiakos Piraeus)

90' GOAL! Scored by T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

90' Yellow Card for T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

90' Yellow Card for Fenerbahce

90' Substitution: M. Gümüşkaya for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)

90' Match whistled

[UEFA Europa League - 2021/2022]

#Olympiakos Piraeus 2-1 Antwerp

Match Info:

Lineups:

Olympiakos Piraeus - 4-4-2

Starting XI: Tomáš Vaclík, Michał Karbownik, Sokratis, Pape Abou Cissé, Oleg Reabciuk, Aguibou Camara, Yann M'Vila, Andreas Bouchalakis, Henry Onyekuru, Mady Camara, Youssef El Arabi

Substitutes: Konstantinos Tzolakis, Athanasios Androutsos, Kenny Lala, Svetozar Marković, Avraam Papadopoulos, Ousseynou Ba, Vasilios Sourlis, Pierre Kunde, Marios Vrousai, Mathieu Valbuena, Rony Lopes, Tiquinho Soares

Coach: Pedro Martins

Antwerp - 4-4-2

Starting XI: Jean Butez, Aurelio Buta, Dinis Almeida, Ritchie De Laet, Jelle Bataille, Koji Miyoshi, Birger Verstraete, Radja Nainggolan, Viktor Fischer, Mbwana Ally Samatta, Michael Frey

Substitutes: Ortwin De Wolf, Zeno Van Den Bosch, Robbe Quirynen, Dorian Dessoleil, Pierre Dwomoh, Manuel Benson, Johannes Eggestein, Pieter Gerkens

Coach: B. Priske

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

4' Yellow Card for B. Verstraete (Antwerp)

39' (Olympiakos Piraeus)

49' Yellow Card for P. Cissé (Olympiakos Piraeus)

52' GOAL! Scored by Y. El Arabi (Olympiakos Piraeus)

52' Yellow Card for J. Bataille (Antwerp)

67' Yellow Card for A. Camara (Olympiakos Piraeus)

67' Substitution: P. Gerkens for R. Nainggolan (Antwerp)

67' Substitution: B. Manuel for K. Miyoshi (Antwerp)

75' GOAL! Scored by M. Samatta (Antwerp)

76' Substitution: M. Valbuena for Y. M'Vila (Olympiakos Piraeus)

79' Substitution: J. Eggestein for M. Frey (Antwerp)

81' Substitution: T. Soares for H. Onyekuru (Olympiakos Piraeus)

81' Substitution: P. Malong for M. Camara (Olympiakos Piraeus)

81' Substitution: M. Vrousai for A. Camara (Olympiakos Piraeus)

87' GOAL! Scored by O. Reabciuk (Olympiakos Piraeus)

88' Substitution: O. Ba for Y. El Arabi (Olympiakos Piraeus)

90' Yellow Card for J. Bataille (Antwerp)

90' Red Card for J. Bataille (Antwerp)

90' Match whistle

Hello there my friends,

Today, in my first post on notable social democratic figures, I will talk about Dimitrije Tucović - the Serbian socialist who stood up for Albanians, defied imperialism (both of foreign countries and his own) and fought gallantly and died for the freedom of his people in the First World War.

For those who do not have time to read the entire post: Please check out the Reaction to the First Balkan War section at the very least, as that's where I talk about his views the most!

Early Life

Dimitrije Tucović (di-MI-tri-ye TU-tso-vich) was born on 13 May 1881 in the village of Gostilje in present-day southwestern Serbia, near the Zlatibor mountain, to parents Jevrem and Jefimija, in a family of Montenegrin and Herzegovinian origin. He had five brothers and three sisters, with two of his brothers dying early.

In order to secure better schooling for his children, the family moved to the nearby city of Užice, where Dimitrije received a primary and secondary education. He was acquainted with socialist ideas very early on, from a three years older student in his gymnasium (high school) - Radovan Dragović, also a notable Serbian social democrat in the future - and started reading socialist authors, such as the banned books of Svetozar Marković, Vasa Pelagić, Mita Cenić, Nikolay Chernishevsky and others. Dimitrije Tucović's gymnasium became a breeding ground for socialist ideas as many of the school's professors were opponents of the authoritarian regime of Milan Obrenović and later Aleksandar Obrenović, the two Serbian kings. Dimitrije's father Jevrem, a priest, was unhappy that his son was becoming a socialist, but did not stop him in his tracks and later even came to be sympathetic himself.

Tucović, although he did not have good grades at school, became very involved in the student socialist movement and together with fellow students at his school became part of the student society Napredak (Progress) and wrote for such magazines as Socijaldemokrat (Social Democrat), Zanatlijski savez (Craftsman Alliance) and Zlatibor. Tucović also read foreign magazines such as Die Neue Zeit (The New Times), the German socialist magazine whose notable contributors were such people as Marx, Bernstein, Kautsky, Luxemburg, Engels and others. Tucović became one of the leaders of the student socialist movement and formed a link with the workers of Užice as well. The Napredak society was banned and the students' activities

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

11. kolo Linglong Superlige Srbije

Datum: 18.10.2020.

Vreme: 17h

Stadion: Stadion Partizana

TV prenos: Arena sport 1, B92

Sudija: Novak Simović

Kraj utakmice

FK Partizan 1:1 FK Crvena zvezda

Strelci: Stevanović 6', Katai 74'(P)

Statistika

Sastavi ekipa

Partizan:

Stojković - Miljković, Banjak, Marković, Urošević - Natho, Zdjelar, Jojić, Suma, Stevanović - Asano.

Klupa: Stevanović, Vujačić, Stojković, Pavlović, Vitas, Ostojić, Štulić, Obradović, Marković, Lutovac, Smiljanić

Crvena zvezda:

Borjan - Gobeljić, Degenek, Eraković, Rodić - Nikolić, Sanogo, Ben, Katai, Gavrić - Falćineli.

Klupa: Popović, Gajić, Pankov, Pavkov, Milunović, Petrović, Simić, Hajdin, Spiridonović, Vukanović, Krstović

H2H

Statistika večitog derbija:

Poslednjih 5 derbija:

Forma:

FK Partizan:

03.10. Metalac 1:1 Partizan
28.09. Partizan 2:1 Bačka
24.09. Charleroi 2:1 Partizan

FK Crvena zvezda:

04.10. Crvena zvezda 3:0 Napredak
01.10. Ararat 1:2 Crvena zvezda
26.09. Mladost 0:4 Crvena zvezda

Vesti:

Mozzartsport

Mondo sport

Maxbetsport

Iz minuta u minut:

\1. minut - Utakmica je počela

\6. minut - Gol za Partizan postigao je Stevanović. 1:0

\16. minut - Izmena u ekipi Partizana. Zbog povrede, igru je napustio Suma, njega je zamenio Lazar Marković

\22. minut - Žuti karton u ekipi Crvene zvezde dobio je Falćineli

\31. minut - Žuti karton u ekipi Crvene zvezde dobio je Sanogo

\36. minut - Žuti karton u ekipi Crvene zvezde dobio je Katai

\46. minut - Izmena u ekipi Crvene zvezde, umesto Gavrića u igri je Spiridonović

\60. minut - Žuti k

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

[Removed]

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Olympiakos Piraeus - Fenerbahce

UEFA Europa League - Group D - 5

FT: 90' Olympiakos Piraeus 1 - 0 Fenerbahce

Match Info

Date: November 25, 2021
Time: 20:00 (UTC)
Venue: None
Referee: Antonio Mateu, Spain

Lineups

Olympiakos Piraeus - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Tomáš Vaclík, Kenny Lala, Sokratis, Pape Abou Cissé, Oleg Reabciuk, Mady Camara, Yann M'Vila, Giorgos Masouras, Aguibou Camara, Henry Onyekuru, Youssef El Arabi
Subs: Ilias Karargyris, Konstantinos Tzolakis, Svetozar Marković, Athanasios Androutsos, Ousseynou Ba, Marios Vrousai, Mathieu Valbuena, Andreas Bouchalakis, Vasilios Sourlis, Rony Lopes, Tiquinho Soares

Fenerbahce - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Berke Özer, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Marcel Tisserand, Min-jae Kim, Filip Novák, Mert Hakan Yandaş, José Sosa, Miha Zajc, İrfan Can Kahveci, Mergim Berisha, Diego Rossi
Subs: Osman Ertuğrul Çetin, Bartu Kulbílge, Attila Szalai, Serdar Aziz, Nazım Sangaré, Max Meyer, Dimitrios Pelkas, Arda Güler, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Fatih Yiğit Şanlitürk, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Arda Kurtulan

Match Stats

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

25' Substitution: O. Ba for Sokratis (Olympiakos Piraeus)

39' Yellow Card for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

46' Substitution: A. Bouchalakis for A. Camara (Olympiakos Piraeus)

46' Substitution: Rony Lopes for H. Onyekuru (Olympiakos Piraeus)

65' Substitution: D. Pelkas for İ. Kahveci (Fenerbahce)

65' Substitution: M. Meyer for M. Zajc (Fenerbahce)

68' Substitution: M. Valbuena for G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

78' Substitution: F. Kadıoğlu for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

78' Substitution: Attila Szalai for F. Novák (Fenerbahce)

81' Substitution: T. Soares for Y. El Arabi (Olympiakos Piraeus)

90' GOAL! Scored by T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

90' Yellow Card for T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

90' Yellow Card for Fenerbahce

90' Substitution: M. Gümüşkaya for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)

90' Match whistled

Fenerbahce - Olympiakos Piraeus

UEFA Europa League - Group D - 2

FT: 90' Fenerbahce 0 - 3 Olympiakos Piraeus

Match Info

Date: September 30, 2021
Time: 16:45 (UTC)
Venue: Ülker Stadyumu Fenerbahçe Şükrü Saracoğlu Spor Kompleksi
Referee: Alejandro Hernandez, Spain

Lineups

Fenerbahce - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Altay Bayındır, Filip Novák, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Mert Hakan Yandaş, Luiz Gustavo, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Dimitrios Pelkas, Diego Rossi, Enner Valencia
Subs: Berke Özer, Osman Ertugrul Cetin, Ruhan Arda Aksoy, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Max Meyer, Fatih Yiğit Şanlitürk, Miha Zajc, Mergim Berisha, Arda Kurtulan

Olympiakos Piraeus - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Tomáš Vaclík, Ousseynou Ba, Sokratis, Pape Abou Cissé, Oleg Reabciuk, Andreas Bouchalakis, Giorgos Masouras, Mady Camara, Aguibou Camara, Henry Onyekuru, Tiquinho Soares
Subs: Ilias Karargyris, Konstantinos Tzolakis, Michał Karbownik, Svetozar Marković, Kenny Lala, Athanasios Androutsos, Marios Vrousai, Pierre Kunde, Mathieu Valbuena, Vasilios Sourlis, Rony Lopes, Youssef El Arabi

Match Stats

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

6' GOAL! Scored by T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

38' Yellow Card for O. Reabciuk (Olympiakos Piraeus)

42' Yellow Card for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

42' Yellow Card for P. Cissé (Olympiakos Piraeus)

45' Yellow Card for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

46' Substitution: K. Lala for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

63' GOAL! Scored by G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

63' Substitution: P. Malong for H. Onyekuru (Olympiakos Piraeus)

68' GOAL! Scored by G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

70' Substitution: M. Zajc for Luiz Gustavo (Fenerbahce)

70' Substitution: M. Berisha for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

72' Yellow Card for M. Zajc (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Gümüşkaya for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Meyer for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)

84' Substitution: F. Şanlitürk for F. Kadıoğlu (Fenerba

Fenerbahce - Olympiakos Piraeus

UEFA Europa League - Group D - 2

FT: 90' Fenerbahce 0 - 3 Olympiakos Piraeus

Match Info

Date: September 30, 2021
Time: 16:45 (UTC)
Venue: Ülker Stadyumu Fenerbahçe Şükrü Saracoğlu Spor Kompleksi
Referee: Alejandro Hernandez, Spain

Lineups

Fenerbahce - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Altay Bayındır, Filip Novák, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Mert Hakan Yandaş, Luiz Gustavo, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Dimitrios Pelkas, Diego Rossi, Enner Valencia
Subs: Berke Özer, Osman Ertugrul Cetin, Ruhan Arda Aksoy, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Max Meyer, Fatih Yiğit Şanlitürk, Miha Zajc, Mergim Berisha, Arda Kurtulan

Olympiakos Piraeus - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Tomáš Vaclík, Ousseynou Ba, Sokratis, Pape Abou Cissé, Oleg Reabciuk, Andreas Bouchalakis, Giorgos Masouras, Mady Camara, Aguibou Camara, Henry Onyekuru, Tiquinho Soares
Subs: Ilias Karargyris, Konstantinos Tzolakis, Michał Karbownik, Svetozar Marković, Kenny Lala, Athanasios Androutsos, Marios Vrousai, Pierre Kunde, Mathieu Valbuena, Vasilios Sourlis, Rony Lopes, Youssef El Arabi

Match Stats

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

6' GOAL! Scored by T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

38' Yellow Card for O. Reabciuk (Olympiakos Piraeus)

42' Yellow Card for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

42' Yellow Card for P. Cissé (Olympiakos Piraeus)

45' Yellow Card for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

46' Substitution: K. Lala for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

63' GOAL! Scored by G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

63' Substitution: P. Malong for H. Onyekuru (Olympiakos Piraeus)

68' GOAL! Scored by G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

70' Substitution: M. Zajc for Luiz Gustavo (Fenerbahce)

70' Substitution: M. Berisha for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

72' Yellow Card for M. Zajc (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Gümüşkaya for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Meyer for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)

84' Substitution: F. Şanlitürk for F. Kadıoğlu (Fenerba

[UEFA Europa League - 2021/2022]

#Fenerbahce 0-3 Olympiakos Piraeus

Match Info:

Lineups:

Fenerbahce - 3-4-2-1

Starting XI: Altay Bayındır, Filip Novák, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Mert Hakan Yandaş, Luiz Gustavo, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Dimitrios Pelkas, Diego Rossi, Enner Valencia

Substitutes: Berke Özer, Osman Ertugrul Cetin, Ruhan Arda Aksoy, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Max Meyer, Fatih Yiğit Şanlitürk, Miha Zajc, Mergim Berisha, Arda Kurtulan

Coach: Vítor Pereira

Olympiakos Piraeus - 4-1-4-1

Starting XI: Tomáš Vaclík, Ousseynou Ba, Sokratis, Pape Abou Cissé, Oleg Reabciuk, Andreas Bouchalakis, Giorgos Masouras, Mady Camara, Aguibou Camara, Henry Onyekuru, Tiquinho Soares

Substitutes: Ilias Karargyris, Konstantinos Tzolakis, Michał Karbownik, Svetozar Marković, Kenny Lala, Athanasios Androutsos, Marios Vrousai, Pierre Kunde, Mathieu Valbuena, Vasilios Sourlis, Rony Lopes, Youssef El Arabi

Coach: Pedro Martins

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

6' GOAL! Scored by T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

38' Yellow Card for O. Reabciuk (Olympiakos Piraeus)

42' Yellow Card for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

42' Yellow Card for P. Cissé (Olympiakos Piraeus)

45' Yellow Card for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

46' Substitution: K. Lala for O. Ba (Olympiakos Piraeus)

63' GOAL! Scored by G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

63' Substitution: P. Malong for H. Onyekuru (Olympiakos Piraeus)

68' GOAL! Scored by G. Masouras (Olympiakos Piraeus)

70' Substitution: M. Zajc for Luiz Gustavo (Fenerbahce)

70' Substitution: M. Berisha for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

72' Yellow Card for M. Zajc (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Gümüşkaya for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Meyer for M. Yandaş (Fenerbahce)

84' Substitution: F. Şanlitürk for F. Kadıoğlu (Fenerbahce)

86' Substitution: Y. El Arabi for T. Soares (Olympiakos Piraeus)

89' Substitution: M. Valbuena for G. Masouras (Olympiak