Some chick named Susan threw herself at me.

Four days later and I still can’t believe I got sued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Need help with a pun

So there's this girl in my class who I want to ask out. But I do not know her at all. We are complete strangers to each other. So I thought out oI should start the conversation with a silly pun around her name ?

Her name is Susan. I couldn't come up with a pun after a week of thinking. help me please!

Edit: Any kind of punny-conversation-starter will do as well. Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekyReindeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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Dad joked my own father!

We were talking about me being away at college and he said "you should call your mother sometime." I then asked him, "why would I call her that? Her name is Susan!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazzKnuckle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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My dad was flawless with the execution of this zinger...

Me on the phone with my dad - "I got a cat!"

Dad - "What's it's name?"

Me - "Susan."

Dad - "So it's a girl?"

Me - "Of course...her name's Susan. Do you think I'd name a boy cat Susan?"

Dad - "No...I suppose that if it was a boy, it would B. Anthony."

Good one, Dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diiiiirty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2014
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