A list of puns related to "Supermarket Song"
Walking through the supermarket and talking with the missus about something or other, when she laid me an opportunity on a plate.
Her - "I'm just not gonna tell her. No need to deal with the hassle - the prevention is better than the cure."
Me - "Really? I've never heard them before. Any songs you'd recommend?"
It took a second for her to figure out what I meant, and I ended up with a kick up the arse for it, but it was worth it regardless.
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