A list of puns related to "Super Corny"
Over the last year whenever I order something online from a small business I make sure to write "write a dad joke on the invoice" in the memo section at checkout.
I've gotten some lame ones like what did the ghost say to the bees? Boo-bees
I've gotten some good ones, even had a gun store give me the shatner panties joke
But today's just hit peak dad joke status....
They included my invoice sheet and a separate sheet of printer paper with nothing on it but the words "a dad joke" in like 200 size font.
It's short, sweet, super corny and makes you facepalm, but still had me laughing out loud for about five minutes.
Bravo good sir, you definitely have a couple of kids at home that get lots of practice rolling their eyes
Wife: here's $20. Spend it however you want.
Me: I'll use it to buy sex... Are you free tonight?
Wife: why yes I am! Hehehe
Me: well if you're free tonight [tucks bill in wallet] I can hang on to this for another day! #... When women become mothers, they gain the ability of super hearing, and being able to detect danger.
When men become fathers, we develop to pass amazingly corny jokes and punchlines out of our mouth before our brain even realizes it's happening.
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