What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
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From my 70 year old dad: I hung up a map of the US in the kitchen and gave my wife a dart. I told her we would go on a two week vacation wherever she stuck the dart.
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water.
I mean, get over yourself, Lake Superior.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
My long term girlfriend in college broke up with me while we are stuck in a broken elevator.
She said, βThis isnβt going anywhere.β
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︎ May 05 2019
The store had a TV on sale super cheap, but the volume was stuck all the way up.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
My daughter was acting up so I stuck one end of a piece if wire in the ground and told her to hold the other end.
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︎ Jan 21 2019
I went to a garage sale and saw a radio for 1$ that had its volume stuck all the way up.
So I said "I guess I can't turn that down!"
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︎ May 26 2019
So a friend of mine was putting up Christmas lights and they got stuck in her hair
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︎ Dec 22 2017
My Wife was cutting up an orange fleshed melon. I asked her if she knew why these melons always got stuck having big extravagant weddings?
It's because they cantaloupe!
^(How am I doing? My first is due in April!)
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︎ Mar 06 2018
Did you hear about the New Mexican woman who stuck banana jam up her nose?
You gotta admit it, Alba's quirky!
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︎ May 10 2018
This morning I woke up with Black Eyed Peas stuck in my head
At least I didn't wake up with them stuck in my teeth
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︎ Jul 08 2016
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Apr 09 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ May 21 2020
My friend keeps saying, βCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Apr 19 2017
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Dec 02 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My friend keeps saying βcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of waterβ
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
My best friend keeps telling me to βcheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with waterβ
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︎ Jun 10 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Jul 03 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Oct 19 2018
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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