My son, Stuart, jumped into a ditch while pretending to be a fighter jet today.

He’s plane Stu pit.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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There is a mouse in a German shop

His name is Stuart Lidl

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.

They call him Stuart Lidl.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Man dad-joked newspaper

Source - Pic Abridged version:

A man who dubbed himself Britain's biggest idiot after losing his wife after tattooing a comedy penis on his own leg is hoping to win back her heart by having it lasered off.

Hapless Stuart, 34, of Southsea, Hants, inked the six-and-a-half inch member on his left thigh, so the end pokes out of his boxer shorts.

"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

"It caused no end of rows, and she's now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose."

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