I am wondering if anyone can confirm what year the first Stevens-Duryea car was built?
Once again we have the debate on whether squad members should get a Premiership medal even if they didn't play on Grand Final day. Now while I don't think that every squad member should receive a medal, those that made a significant contribution to the team getting to the Grand Final should be acknowledged.
I decided to look at the last 10 premiers and see who out of the squad would qualify for a Premiership medal provided they played a minimum number of games. For this exercise, I decided that 10 regular season (8 games for the 2020 season) or 1 final would be the minimum criteria for a Premiership medal. These are the stats from AFL Tables:
Geelong 2011: Taylor Hunt (13 games), Daniel Menzel (18 games incl. 1 final), Darren Milburn (14 games).
Sydney 2012: Ben McGlynn (22 games incl. 1 final).
Hawthorn 2013: Jed Anderson (6 games incl. 1 final), Taylor Duryea (18 games), Shane Savage (15 games), Matt Spangher (4 games incl. 1 final), Brendan Whitecross (12 incl. 2 finals).
Hawthorn 2014: Jonathon Ceglar (15 games incl. 2 finals), Angus Litherland (13 games), Ryan Schoenmakers (15 games), Brad Sewell (10 games incl. 1 final), Jonathan Simpkin (18 games incl. 2 finals).
Hawthorn 2015: Jonathon Ceglar (14 games), Billy Hartung (20 games incl. 2 finals), Will Langford (13 games incl. 1 final).
Bulldogs 2016: Marcus Adams (11 games), Lin Jong (16 games incl. 1 final), Jack Redpath (10 games), Koby Stevens (12 games), Matt Suckling (17 games incl. 2 finals), Mitch Wallis (17 games).
Richmond 2017: Jayden Short (16 games).
West Coast 2018: Andrew Gaff (19 games), Nic Naitanui (15 games), Jackson Nelson (10 games), Brad Sheppard (23 games incl. 1 final), Jake Waterman (16 games).
Richmond 2019: Noah Balta (13 games), Jack Graham (16 games incl. 2 finals), Jack Higgins (13 games), Kamdyn McIntosh (16 games), Sydney Stack (17 games).
Richmond 2020: Jake Aarts (14 games incl. 1 final), Josh Caddy (8 games), Mabior Chol (11 games incl. 1 final), Jack Higgins (10 games), Ivan Soldo (14 games), Sydney Stack (9 games).
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
| Local Government Area | Clubs | Players |
|---|---|---|
| City of Greater Geelong (28) | Barwon Heads, Drysdale, Geelong Amatuer, Newcomb, Ocean Grove, Portarlington, Bell Park, Grovedale, Geelong West, Lara, Leopold, Newtown & Chilwell, North Shore, South Barwon, St Albans, St Josephs, St Mary’s, Anakie, Bell Post Hill, Belmont Lions, Corio, East Geelong, North Geelong, Thomson, Armstrong Creek | Ned McHenry (Barwon Heads) Connor Idun (Drysdale) Mason Wood (Geelong Amatuer) Oscar Brownless (Geelong Amatuer) Zaine Cordy (Ocean Grove) Rhys Mathieson (Bell Park) Gryan Miers (Grovedale) Josh Walker (Lara) Devon Smith (Lara) Luke Dahlhaus (Leopold) Jed Bews (Leopold) Shaun Higgins (Newtown & Chilwell) Tanner Bruhn (Newtown & Chilwell) Tom Stewart (South Barwon) Darcy Fort (South Barwon) Taylor Adams (St. Joseph’s) Tom Atkins (St. Joseph’s) Alex Witherden (St. Joseph’s) Tom McCartin (St Joseph’s) Sam Walsh (St Joseph’s) Tom Doedee (St. Joseph’s) Jackson Nelson (St. Mary’s) Jack Henry (St. Mary’s) Matthew Ling (St. Mary’s) Charlie Lazzaro (St. Mary’s) Brayden Ham (St. Mary’s) Charlie Ham (St. Mary’s) Oliver Henry (St. Mary’s) |
| Shire of Mornington Peninsula (17) | South Mornington, Cerberus, Peninsula Old Boys, Dromana, Mount Eliza, Red Hill, Rosebud, Sorrento, Crib Point, Hastings, Mornington, Pearcedale, Rye, Somerville, Tyabb, Balnarring, Beleura, Moorooduc, Mount Martha | Sam Sturt (Peninsula Old Boys) Will Hamill (Balnarring) Nathan Jones (Mount Eliza) Zak Jones (Mount Eliza) Lachie Young (Mount Eliza) Ned Cahill (Mount Eliza) Tom J. Lynch (Sorrento) Nic Newman (Mornington) Lachie Whitfield (Mornington) Sam De Koning (Mornington) Matthew Cottrell (Pearcedale) Luke Davies-Uniacke (Rye) Michael Hibberd (Somerville) Hayden Young (Somerville) Jacob Weitering (Mount Martha) Hunter Clark (Mount Martha) Tom De Koning (Mount Martha) |
| City of Greater Shepparton (9) | Mooroopna, Shepparton, Shepparton Swans, Shepparton United, Tatura, Congupma, Rumbalara, Ardmona, Dookie United, Merrigum, Murchision-Toolamba, Shepparton East, Tallygaroopna, Undera, Central Saints, Eastern Ranges,, Northern Eagles, Shepparton Notre, Southern Stars, Wanderers | Clayton Oliver (Mooroopna) Jy Simpkin (Mooroopna) Laitham Vandemeerm (Mooroopna) Alex Keath (Shepparton) Jarman Impey (Shepparton) Will Brodie (Shepparton) Jordan Butts (Shepparton) Lachie Ash (Shepparton) Steele Sidebottom (Congupna) |
| City of Greater Bendigo (8) | Eaglehawk, Golden Square, Kangaroo Flat, Sandhurst, |
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
