Stephen W. Parsons Puns

A list of puns related to "Stephen W. Parsons"

Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/EmberRose29
📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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At least twice a week, someone will confuse me with Stephen King’s son,Joe

I’m not Joking.

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👤︎ u/BritishTeeth11
📅︎ Jun 18 2021
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Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...

Then IT hit me.

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👤︎ u/obsidiandragon61
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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What does it say on Stephen Hawkin’s tombstone?

Rust in peace.

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👤︎ u/GoofySwe776
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.

He's just Joe King.

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👤︎ u/tinfoilknight
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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What starts with W and ends with T.

It really does , I swear.

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👤︎ u/ivanshu
📅︎ May 24 2021
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”.

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👤︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
📅︎ May 25 2021
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Dad: What starts with a 'W' and ends with 't'?

Son: "What?"

Dad: Correct!

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👤︎ u/jabhiram
📅︎ Jun 15 2021
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Honey did Stephen King make you?

Why?

Cause you're Shining.

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👤︎ u/harshamfk
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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👤︎ u/Reeyou
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!

It's about time!

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👤︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)

Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?

Nurse: Yes, a low one.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on

The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."

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👤︎ u/1989JY_Ked
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year

**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13

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👤︎ u/LegendaryLordy
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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In the best Dadjoke move of all time..

Stephen King actually named his son Joe.

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👤︎ u/Futch1
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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When Stephen Curry is late what do you call him?

Stephen Hurry

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👤︎ u/LifeLikeClub9
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Know Your W'Earth [OC]
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👤︎ u/lensualxopthicc
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Stephen Hawking was from the UK

But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking

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👤︎ u/AdventClobe
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
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👤︎ u/Brute1100
📅︎ May 22 2020
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I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking

Son: “But dad, your name is John.”

Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”

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👤︎ u/ATOMMANIPULATOR
📅︎ May 05 2019
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I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.

Come to think of IT.

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👤︎ u/ankit_dey
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Someone hit me with a Stephen King book.

I didn't see IT coming

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👤︎ u/Chrlie_947
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Stephen Hawk
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👤︎ u/KingTutt2428
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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I asked a hipster, “What’s your favorite Stephen King novel?”

He said, “You probably never heard of It.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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👤︎ u/MysteryOrange7
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Finally some good fucking news.
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/ventanaman
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What starts with W and ends with T?

Oh my, it really does!

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👤︎ u/thisDiff
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?

I'm not joking but he is.

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👤︎ u/379447984
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I'm not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/thistardis
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Stephen King just named his son Joe.

I’m not joking but he is.

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👤︎ u/dave11899
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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👤︎ u/gustavotherecliner
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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What starts with a W and ends with a T.

It does, I swear.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.

It’s about time.

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👤︎ u/Ghandee
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Do you guys know that Stephen King has a son named Joe King? I'm not joking, but his son is.
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👤︎ u/dewetkyle
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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