Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmberRose29
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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At least twice a week, someone will confuse me with Stephen King’s son,Joe

I’m not Joking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...

Then IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obsidiandragon61
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What does it say on Stephen Hawkin’s tombstone?

Rust in peace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoofySwe776
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.

He's just Joe King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinfoilknight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What starts with W and ends with T.

It really does , I swear.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a typo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Dad: What starts with a 'W' and ends with 't'?

Son: "What?"

Dad: Correct!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabhiram
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2021
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Honey did Stephen King make you?

Why?

Cause you're Shining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!

It's about time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Nurse: A patient named Stephen has come into the hospital with acidosis (meaning their blood has become too acidic)

Doctor: Stephen with a "ph"?

Nurse: Yes, a low one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on

The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1989JY_Ked
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendaryLordy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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In the best Dadjoke move of all time..

Stephen King actually named his son Joe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futch1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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When Stephen Curry is late what do you call him?

Stephen Hurry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeLikeClub9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Know Your W'Earth [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lensualxopthicc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Stephen Hawking was from the UK

But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdventClobe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brute1100
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking

Son: β€œBut dad, your name is John.”

Me: β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATOMMANIPULATOR
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.

Come to think of IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ankit_dey
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Someone hit me with a Stephen King book.

I didn't see IT coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrlie_947
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Stephen Hawk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingTutt2428
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I asked a hipster, β€œWhat’s your favorite Stephen King novel?”

He said, β€œYou probably never heard of It.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Finally some good fucking news.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What starts with W and ends with T?

Oh my, it really does!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?

I'm not joking but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/379447984
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Stephen King has a son named Joe

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Stephen King just named his son Joe.

I’m not joking but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave11899
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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What starts with a W and ends with a T.

It does, I swear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.

It’s about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghandee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Do you guys know that Stephen King has a son named Joe King? I'm not joking, but his son is.
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