21 Hilarious Step One Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

It's one small step for man...

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👤︎ u/Lshamlad

📅︎ Apr 15 2022

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5yo step son pulled a good one today!

We were throwing a frisbee and my toss dropped short.

Him: “UGH! Why, dude?!”

Me: “What comes after Y?”

Him: “Dude!”… “and also, Z.”

A proud and wonderful day.

Edit attempt: structure. On mobile and I’m not sure how this all works.

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👤︎ u/Bukthed

📅︎ Aug 27 2022

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How to make holy water with one easy step

Step 1: Just boil the hell of it.

Enjoy

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👤︎ u/OverCheeser135

📅︎ Jan 26 2022

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One small Step for Humanity.

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👤︎ u/blacknight68

📅︎ Apr 20 2021

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I know a friend who always thinks one step ahead in his work

He’s a carpenter & makes stairs.

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👤︎ u/BenTom_

📅︎ May 25 2021

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One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...

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👤︎ u/Un_orthodocs

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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I always hated my step-dad growing up. Now that I'm a dad myself, I can totally one-up him with DAD JOKES!

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👤︎ u/KyronX

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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Hopefully I don't step on your toes with this one

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👤︎ u/He4K2SUPERFLUID

📅︎ Mar 20 2019

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I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.

I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 16 2019

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I really hate vacuuming the stairs but I'm taking it one step at a time

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👤︎ u/lan_chop

📅︎ Jul 14 2019

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When I found out a coworker has four step kids and one biological kid, I said "Hats off to you" . . . .

He replied, "No. Hats on. Hats on now."

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👤︎ u/BoredPony

📅︎ Dec 02 2018

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What did one step say to the perverted step?

Please stop stairing

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👤︎ u/gastro_destiny

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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I have a one step program to fell like a billion dollars.

Wear Elon's musk

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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She's never on time but always one step ahead of Kate

She's Late.

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👤︎ u/craigilla

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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One Small Step for Man. One Giant Leaf for Mankind. (OC) flickr.com/photos/astrobe…

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👤︎ u/DrSplitz

📅︎ Nov 06 2016

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One step at a time i.reddituploads.com/5c374…

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👤︎ u/13D00

📅︎ Jan 15 2017

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One step at a time i.reddituploads.com/7c5ed…

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👤︎ u/13D00

📅︎ Jan 15 2017

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Step-dad just had a great one

My mom was telling me about this magazine title she read at the grocery store for how to calm crazy dogs(my dog has ADD & was currently freaking out about the fireworks since we live close to the fair in town). My step-dad suddenly pointed out "well it's too bad the dog can't read"

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👤︎ u/MrHandsomeBoss

📅︎ Jul 05 2016

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Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet

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👤︎ u/musicianontherun

📅︎ Dec 23 2013

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This is one of my step-dad's favorites, even if a bit old

"Did you know Netscape and Yahoo merged?"

"Yup, their new name is Netanyahu"

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👤︎ u/esoper1976

📅︎ Feb 10 2018

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I’m always one step ahead... like how a carpenter makes...

Stairs.

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👤︎ u/SoaringManSunkenBoy

📅︎ Dec 24 2018

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