49 Hilarious Stefan Konstantin Puns

January 6th, 1322. Stephen Uroš III Dečanski is crowned King of Serbia, having defeated his half-brother Stefan Konstantin in battle.

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👤︎ u/michaelnoir

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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TDIH: January 6, 1322, Stephen Uroš III is crowned King of Serbia, having defeated his half-brother Stefan Konstantin in battle. His son is crowned "young king" in the same ceremony. Illustration: The fresco of king Stefan Dečanski with church model, Dečani, Serbia.

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👤︎ u/Paul-Belgium

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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Post Match Thread: 1. FC Heidenheim 2-1 FC Ingolstadt 04 | German 2. Bundesliga

#FT: 1. FC Heidenheim 2-1 FC Ingolstadt 04

1. FC Heidenheim scorers: Robert Leipertz (30'), Tobias Mohr (51')

FC Ingolstadt 04 scorers: Christian Gebauer (47')

Venue: Voith-Arena

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LINE-UPS

1. FC Heidenheim

Kevin Müller, Oliver Hüsing, Patrick Mainka, Jonas Föhrenbach (Tim Siersleben), Marnon Busch, Jan Schöppner, Dzenis Burnic (Christian Kühlwetter), Norman Theuerkauf, Tim Kleindienst, Tobias Mohr (Maurice Malone), Robert Leipertz (Denis Thomalla).

Subs: Stefan Schimmer, Andreas Geipl, Vitus Eicher, Konstantin Kerschbaumer, Marvin Rittmüller.

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FC Ingolstadt 04

Dejan Stojanovic, Nils Roseler, Nico Antonitsch, Dominik Franke, Maximilian Neuberger, Thomas Keller (Merlin Rohl), Hans Nunoo Sarpei, Marcel Gaus (Filip Bilbija), Christian Gebauer (Florian Pick), Stefan Kutschke, Patrick Schmidt (Dennis Eckert).

Subs: Denis Linsmayer, Andreas Poulsen, Jonatan Kotzke, Robert Jendrusch, Fabian Cavadias.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

26' Robert Leipertz (1. FC Heidenheim 1846) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

27' Stefan Kutschke (FC Ingolstadt 04) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

30' Goal! 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 1, FC Ingolstadt 04 0. Robert Leipertz (1. FC Heidenheim 1846) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Jonas Föhrenbach with a cross.

47' Goal! 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 1, FC Ingolstadt 04 1. Christian Gebauer (FC Ingolstadt 04) header from the left side of the six yard box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Marcel Gaus.

51' Goal! 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 2, FC Ingolstadt 04 1. Tobias Mohr (1. FC Heidenheim 1846) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Marnon Busch following a set piece situation.

60' Substitution, FC Ingolstadt 04. Merlin Röhl replaces Thomas Keller.

65' Hans Nunoo Sarpei (FC Ingolstadt 04) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

71' Substitution, FC Ingolstadt 04. Dennis-Yerai

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👤︎ u/suedney

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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Match Thread: Lokomotiv Moscow vs Lazio | UEFA Europa League

#FT: Lokomotiv Moscow 0-3 Lazio

Lazio scorers: Ciro Immobile (56' PEN, 63' PEN), Pedro (87')

Venue: RZD Arena

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LINE-UPS

Lokomotiv Moscow

Danill Khudiakov, Murilo, Tin Jedvaj, Maciej Rybus, Maksim Nenakhov (Aleksandr Silyanov), Alexis Beka Beka, Dmitri Barinov, Dmitri Rybchinsky (Fedor Smolov), Konstantin Maradishvili (Kirill Zinovich), François Kamano (Grigoriy Borisenko), Vitali Lisakovic.

Subs: Andrey Savin, Pablo, Maksim Petrov, Sergey Babkin, Nikita Khlynov, Artur Chyorny.

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Lazio

Thomas Strakosha, Francesco Acerbi, Luiz Felipe, Elseid Hysaj, Patric, Lucas Leiva (Danilo Cataldi), Toma Basic, Luis Alberto (Sergej Milinkovic-Savic), Ciro Immobile (Vedat Muriqi), Mattia Zaccagni (Manuel Lazzari), Felipe Anderson (Pedro).

Subs: Gonzalo Escalante, Stefan Radu, Jean-Daniel Akpa Akpro, Giacomo Moretti, Raul Moro, Luka Romero, Pepe Reina.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

1' François Kamano (Lokomotiv Moscow) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

13' Maksim Nenakhov (Lokomotiv Moscow) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

21' Mattia Zaccagni (Lazio) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

28' Substitution, Lokomotiv Moscow. Aleksandr Silyanov replaces Maksim Nenakhov.

35' Luis Alberto (Lazio) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Lazio. Pedro replaces Felipe Anderson.

55' Aleksandr Silyanov (Lokomotiv Moscow) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

56' Goal! Lokomotiv Moscow 0, Lazio 1. Ciro Immobile (Lazio) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

57' Lucas Leiva (Lazio) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

59' Substitution, Lazio. Danilo Cataldi replaces Lucas Leiva.

59' Substitution, Lazio. Sergej Milinkovic-Savic replaces Luis Alberto.

59' Substitution, Lokomotiv Moscow. Fedor Smolov replaces Dmitri Rybchinskiy.

62' Dmi

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👤︎ u/MatchThreadder

📅︎ Nov 25 2021

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Podcast-PlayList vom Mittwoch, 15.12.2021

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👤︎ u/DieHermetischeGarage

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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👤︎ u/anywhereiroa

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Game crashes on loading screen

Hi,

after the NSB patch came out, my game crashes everytime on loading screen.

I've tried already everything: Clearing the cache, reinstalling the launcher and verifying the files.

I don't have any mods active.

Here is the error.log file, i haven't managed to figure out by it the source of the problem:

[23:05:50][persistent.cpp:48]: Error: "Malformed token: STATE_807

manpower = 110000







state\_category = rural





history = {



	owner = GER



	buildings = {



		infrastructure = 5



	}



	add\_core\_of = GER







}



provinces={



	3488	



}

}, near line: 21" in file: "history/states/807-Eupen.txt" near line: 21

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:153]: Texture Handler encountered missing texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_basic_light_tank.dds

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:206]: Couldn't find texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_basic_light_tank.dds.

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:153]: Texture Handler encountered missing texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_imp_light_tank.dds

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:206]: Couldn't find texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_imp_light_tank.dds.

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:153]: Texture Handler encountered missing texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_adv_light_tank.dds

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:206]: Couldn't find texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_adv_light_tank.dds.

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:153]: Texture Handler encountered missing texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_basic_medium_tank.dds

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:206]: Couldn't find texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_basic_medium_tank.dds.

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:153]: Texture Handler encountered missing texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_imp_medium_tank.dds

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:206]: Couldn't find texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_imp_medium_tank.dds.

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:153]: Texture Handler encountered missing texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_adv_medium_tank.dds

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:206]: Couldn't find texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_adv_medium_tank.dds.

[23:05:53][texturehandler.cpp:153]: Texture Handler encountered missing texture file: gfx/interface/technologies/por_basic_heavy_tank.dds

[23:05:53][texturehandler.c

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👤︎ u/Ok-Cupcake2884

📅︎ Nov 23 2021

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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👤︎ u/frexyincdude

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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Implementation of the mobility package I in the EU (HGV drivers regulations)

Rough overview:

https://container-xchange.com/blog/eu-mobility-package/

Q&A:

https://ec.europa.eu/transport/road/mobility-package-questions-and-answers_en

https://www.bmvi.de/SharedDocs/EN/Articles/StV/mobility-package-part-1-improvement-social-legislation.html

From spring this year:

Truck drivers from Eastern Europe

Long journeys for little money

By Gerhard Schröder

On the road for months without ever seeing a hotel, for dumping wages: The exploitation of truck drivers on the roads in Germany is becoming more serious. Controls are difficult and the methods of Eastern European trucking companies are becoming increasingly criminal.

The Michendorf freeway service station, 35 kilometers south of Berlin. It's a Saturday morning in mid-February, snow is falling, an icy wind is blowing across the parking lot, where heavy trucks are parked close together. Almost all of them come from Eastern Europe, from Poland, Romania or Lithuania.

Michael Wahl has come out with a small team; he works for the DGB's "Fair Mobility" project. He takes information material out of his backpack, brochures explaining the rights of truck drivers. The right to regular rest periods and to adequate pay, for example.

Michael Wahl addresses a driver from Ukraine. Oleg is 26 years old, standing in front of a van at the edge of the rest stop.

"When you drive in Germany, on German territory, you have certain rights. And quite often these rights are broken."

Oleg looks interested, but also a bit skeptical. He's wearing a thick winter jacket, his wool cap pulled down low on his face. He's on his lunch break. He has pushed the tarpaulin of his truck to the side, and there is a camping stove on the loading area. Next to it a wooden board, a sharp knife, and a plate. He's just finished cooking.

"I have to cook out here, there's no room in the cabin, it's too cramped. So I cook here in the truck bed. Yes, it's very cold now, but what can I do. That's my life here."

Oleg stomps his feet in the snow and pulls his cap a little deeper into his face. He's been doing this for three years now, he says, driving around Western Europe in a van, delivering goods on weekdays, spending weekends at rest stops.

"I'm on the road all the time in Western Europe. In Germany, in Belgium, Netherlands, Austria. All the time. It's always decided on short notice, from day to day, where I'm going next. Depending on what transports there are. Next, I'm going to Berlin."

**Truck as home, highway rest ar

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👤︎ u/eulenauge

📅︎ Sep 26 2021

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Geddit? No? Only me?

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👤︎ u/shampy311

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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E or ß?

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👤︎ u/Amazekam

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/rj104

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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Pun intended.

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👤︎ u/Sharmaji1301

📅︎ Jan 15 2022

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No spoilers

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👤︎ u/Onfour

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Covid problems

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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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👤︎ u/designjeevan

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Spi__

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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520

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[EVENT] A New Cabinet

##A New Cabinet

28 January, 1957

Office of the Council of Ministers, Polish People's Republic

As is expected, the new Premier, Hilary Minc, has presented his new cabinet before the Sejm. They will deliberate, before ultimately deciding to confirm or deny the cabinet. Minc took quite some time with his choices, as there were some 36 positions to fill. The cabinet is notable for including many who were previously political outsiders; much of the previous cabinet has been fully dismissed from government duty, although a few have been shifted around from different roles.

The cabinet contains members from >!supposedly!< different political affiliations within the People's Republic, including members from the Natolińczycy & Moskiewski factions, some more pragmatic members of the PZPR, two ministers from the ZSL (an electoral >!~~puppet~~!< ally of the the PZPR), and even two independents. Members of the Puławianie faction are being fully removed from the government >!and most likely public life!<.

After the Sejm confirmed his selections, the cabinet composition was announced to the public. With the new government fully formed, the People's Republic will now be fully able to function after Bierut's passing. Some of the more "important" positions fulfilled in the new cabinet are;

First Deputy to the Prime Minister Zenon Nowak
Minister-Head of the Office of the Council of Ministers Stefan Jędrychowski
Minister of Public Security Jakub Berman
Minister of Foreign Affairs Władysław Kruczek
Minister of National Defense Konstantin Rokossovsky
Minister of State Control Stanisław Radkiewicz
Minister of Culture & Art Adam Schaff
Minister of Finance Konstanty Dąbrowski
Chairman of the State Economic Planning Commision Oskar R. Lange

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👤︎ u/LettuceGoat

📅︎ Oct 25 2021

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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The Ancient Romans II

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📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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👤︎ u/ThoughtPumP

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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👤︎ u/Majorpain2006

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo

📅︎ Jan 01 2022

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School Was Clothed

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👤︎ u/Kennydoe

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Letting loose with these puns

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Couch potato

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👤︎ u/Trick_Possibility_93

📅︎ Dec 31 2021

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Baka!

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👤︎ u/ridi86

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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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👤︎ u/LordCinko

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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Match Thread: 1. FC Heidenheim vs FC Ingolstadt 04 | German 2. Bundesliga

#FT: 1. FC Heidenheim 2-1 FC Ingolstadt 04

1. FC Heidenheim scorers: Robert Leipertz (30'), Tobias Mohr (51')

FC Ingolstadt 04 scorers: Christian Gebauer (47')

Venue: Voith-Arena

Auto-refreshing reddit comments link

LINE-UPS

1. FC Heidenheim

Kevin Müller, Oliver Hüsing, Patrick Mainka, Jonas Föhrenbach (Tim Siersleben), Marnon Busch, Jan Schöppner, Dzenis Burnic (Christian Kühlwetter), Norman Theuerkauf, Tim Kleindienst, Tobias Mohr (Maurice Malone), Robert Leipertz (Denis Thomalla).

Subs: Stefan Schimmer, Andreas Geipl, Vitus Eicher, Konstantin Kerschbaumer, Marvin Rittmüller.

^____________________________

FC Ingolstadt 04

Dejan Stojanovic, Nils Roseler, Nico Antonitsch, Dominik Franke, Maximilian Neuberger, Thomas Keller (Merlin Rohl), Hans Nunoo Sarpei, Marcel Gaus (Filip Bilbija), Christian Gebauer (Florian Pick), Stefan Kutschke, Patrick Schmidt (Dennis Eckert).

Subs: Denis Linsmayer, Andreas Poulsen, Jonatan Kotzke, Robert Jendrusch, Fabian Cavadias.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

26' Robert Leipertz (1. FC Heidenheim 1846) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

27' Stefan Kutschke (FC Ingolstadt 04) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

30' Goal! 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 1, FC Ingolstadt 04 0. Robert Leipertz (1. FC Heidenheim 1846) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Jonas Föhrenbach with a cross.

47' Goal! 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 1, FC Ingolstadt 04 1. Christian Gebauer (FC Ingolstadt 04) header from the left side of the six yard box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Marcel Gaus.

51' Goal! 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 2, FC Ingolstadt 04 1. Tobias Mohr (1. FC Heidenheim 1846) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Marnon Busch following a set piece situation.

60' Substitution, FC Ingolstadt 04. Merlin Röhl replaces Thomas Keller.

65' Hans Nunoo Sarpei (FC Ingolstadt 04) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

71' Substitution, FC Ingolstadt 04. Dennis-Yerai

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👤︎ u/MatchThreadder

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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Post-Match Thread: Lokomotiv Moscow 0-3 Lazio | UEFA Europa League