Stefan Kaufmann Puns

I'm not sure how to define these news bloggers, youtube guys and writers like Stefan Molyneux...how do you define this wave of ideas vs the other bunch....for example....Chomsky, George Monbiot, Moore, Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, Hollywood celebs, Moore etc These new bloggers are kind of anti-immigration, want to be philosopher, libertarian etc https://youtu.be/8o4ALURjZlk?t=1592 Molyneux on Atheism and what Atheists got wrong....'The Rise of Globalism, The Death of Culture'

1. If your ancestors immigrated to the US from Russia or Poland, their is a Yizkor book that likely has stories about them personally, and stories about the “shtetl” they came from. There are photographs of their shtetl from 1900-1950.

My father came from Vladimirets. You can read about him here.

I just discovered Sefer Vladimerits at Vladimerits.org is gone.

I will see if I can find it in the Internet archives. This is a tragedy.

www.kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/volodymyrets/

https://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/volodymyrets/Docs/Vladimirets%20Jewish%20History.pdf

There may be a similar Yizkor Book for your parents.

Eliezer Shostak, also came from Vladimirets. He was a long time member of the Israeli Knesset and who later became Israel’s Health Minister.

2. My father was a very active member of ZOA. He was the VP of Michigan ZOA, and treasurer of the Detroit ZOA.

3. My father was one of 40 members of the “The Sonneborn Group,” “The Sonneborn Institute,” “Materials for Palestine.”

These 40 Jews violated the US Neutrality Act to arm the Jews in Yishuv with military aircraft, artillery, machines guns, explosives and naval warships. This prevented a second Holocaust and enabled them to win their 1948 War of Independence.

Some not only contributed money and arms, they helped Ben Gurion and the Haganah smuggle the arms into Israel, which at the time was a capital offense.

The true story is fascinating.

The Sonneborn Group worked with Ben Gurion and the Haganah whose headquarters was on the 13th floor of Hotel Fourteen located at 14 E. 60th St. between 5th Ave and Madison Ave, a few blocks away from Trump Towers.

The hotel was owned by Fannie and Ruby Barnett. Fannie was Chaim Weizmann’s secretary and a Haganah operative.

The famous Copacabana was in the basement where Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin entertained.

4. My father with the help of Mordechai Peretzki helped establish the first 40 religious kibbutzim in Israel.

5. My father with the help of Rabbi Shlomo Zalman Shragai founded the first Jewish religious party in Israel, Hapoel HaMizrachi which became Likud, and now the party Netanyahu.

6. My father helped rescue millions of Jewish refugees stranded in Europe. They were called DPs or “Displaced Persons.”

7. The true story of Israel’s creation is told in just few books that few people have read. It is truly wild, exciting story with a cast of many famous people, many outlandish characters, Counts, and mobsters.

The complete story

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

second hand stores!

it's Hans free now..

She said apple-lutely

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

Transparent

(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)

(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)