A list of puns related to "Stealing Harvard"
Stealing Harvard (2002) is a wonderfully unrated comedy featuring peak performances from Jason Lee, Tom Green, and Leslie Mannβto be fair though, sheβs always amazing. Plus, you get the glorious supporting talents of John C. McGinley, Megan Mullally, Dennis Farina, and Richard Jenkins. But wait, thereβs more: Martin Starr, Seymour Casell, and Chris Penn round out some smaller roles. All this in Bruce McCullochβs delightful follow-up to Superstar (also underrated). At the very least youβll learn the best way to negotiate the purchase of a house!
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> CAMBRIDGE - Two former Harvard Law School administrators are accused of stealing thousands of dollars from an account meant to help students with disabilities.
> In a criminal complaint the I-Team obtained, Harvard University police allege Meg DeMarco, 33, and Darris Saylors, 32, used the funds to purchase laptops, iPads, DVDs, jewelry, and even a few X-rated items.
> Both DeMarco and Saylors resigned from their positions at the Dean of Students office while a lengthy police investigation ensued.
> Court documents say DeMarco used a mobile card reader to deposit school money directly into her banking account.
> The investigation even found she used the Dean of Students purchasing card to buy sex toys.
> Elsie Tellier is involved with the Harvard College Disability Alliance, a group that advocates for student accommodations.
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RC as Ryan is referred to in the community is in his mid-30s. He is leading the transformation at GameStop and in his interview with Harvard Business Review he demonstrates 5 attributes that make him the ideal leader for GameStop.
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PASSION
RC initially had wanted to disrupt the online jewelry industry, but on a trip to his local pet store he realized he was much more passionate about pets. Passion is a defining characteristic for visionaries and game changers, just look at what Steve Jobs accomplished with Apple and what Elon Musk has done with Tesla. With over one billion dollars in cash ($1.413 billion to be exact as of the last earnings call on 8DEC21), GameStop is expanding its retail business to include a greater number of tech products while always ensuring that customer satisfaction is the highest priority in the company. (I personally had an experience with the company and both RC & the SVP of customer service stepped in to make things right). Delivery times for online orders at GameStop constantly impress its customers, surpassing the capabilities of Amazon, and with the hiring of top executives from Apple, Amazon, Chewy, and more, GameStop's transformation is well underway.
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DETERMINATION
There are plenty of people with great ideas but it requires money to bring those ideas to reality and in order to get money one must preserve determination in the face of rejection. In the early stages of building Chewy, RC was turned down by many investors and when hiring talent through LinkedIn, he was also met with a cold shoulder (98% of the time). That didn't stop him though. The rest is history as you know.
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UNDERPROMISE AND OVERDELIVER
There are many CEOs, leaders, and individuals in life who talk a big game, not RC. Similar to at Chewy, RC has conveyed a similar sentiment at GameStop where he lets his actions do the talkin
... keep reading on reddit β‘Just saw another thread of a Black applicant who got into Harvard turn into one where the merits of affirmative action are debated in the comments and congratulations comments are down voted. Everyone is entitled to their opinions but when people call this sub racist and hostile towards urms, it's because of stuff like this. Like no offense you look like a hater. Create your own thread if you want to have a debate don't steal someone else's joy because of your bitterness. And I'm ready for the downvotes.
Wasn't it a fantastic time?
- We locked down for three days at a time usually on a weekend.
- The virus was under control.
- We stopped using masks.
- There weren't growing supply issues in the food industry.
However, now we have:
- The Omicron variant running wild.
- A Federal Government who shifts the goal posts to disqualify the new outbreak as a crisis.- Growing supply chain issues.
- Masks mandates.
- Fear.
Then there are all those smooth-brained part of the population who in their selfishness reguritate the same talking points:
- "We just have to live with COVID, we're all going to get it; this is the NEW NORMAL"
- "We can't lockup forever"
- "We're all Australians, the borders need to stay open"
- "They said once the vaccine was out, we'd all be safe"
People who are so selfish the majority of Australians have to suffer, all because a few generations of our country have had it easy for so long.
Living in Queensland, we can live with the concept we have wild weather that shifts often and unpredictably; but we can't handle that as a force of nature a virus can change. That those changes can make previous vaccines weaker.
Now we're just letting it out into the wild and letting it have the chance to mutate again: I can't wait to see what tricks the new one has up its sleeve.
Not a single person talking about the unknowns of this virus, like the long term side-effects that experts had previously warned about. The brain damage it can do is going to have a massive impact on people in the future (google it, several prestigious universities like Harvard have been doing research about it.)
But I digress as the masses say: It's just a cold and flu, it'll be fine.
On a side note:
I am a proud ALP voter, but where the hell is Anna?
I understand why the Federal Government isn't doing anything, Scott Morrison is as useful as a chevy badge on a Prius; but what the hell, why isn't anybody forcing this thing back under control.
On my final note:
Wasn't it great being known as Fortress Queensland, when we could proudly say "hey, we're doing A-Okay!" while we were free, maskless and didn't have a plague spreading; waiting to mutate again.
Never at any point between now 2020-2021 did I know anyone personally ill, I now know roughly three-four people with the virus.
I'm truly tired of this nonsense.
To those of you who whinged and bitched about having the borders closed, I hope your Christmas was worth it, enjoy the p
... keep reading on reddit β‘Yale: fantasizing so much about my potential promotion that I fail to do the actual work to get the promotion. A daydream.
Stanford: that one time I thought I was into computers and then realized calc III was not going to help my GPA situation.
Harvard: have you ever been through sorority rush? If yes, did you try to convince yourself you liked it??
Chicago: getting fake glasses so that I could seem more intellectual. They're not even blue light shifted.
Columbia: have you ever been through sorority rush, but in New York?
NYU: his name was Theo, he was double majoring in gender studies and poetry, he played three whole chords on guitar, and he left me for his totally platonic yoga partner, Kevyn.
Penn: took a class at the business school to pick up a man who would pay off my student loans. Turns out he thought it was a networking thing, and tried to get me to invest in his Bitcoin mining operation.
UVA: someone much smarter than me once said that getting drunk is stealing some happiness for today from tomorrow. Do you think that's still true if I blacked out?
Berkeley: the first time I tried weed, I got it off a guy who used Tinder to deal, only to realize that it wasn't exactly good weed five seconds before the paranoia kicked in
Michigan: my tumblr era. Spending at least six consecutive years deciding whether I was a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor while fantasizing about Tom Felton. Watched a lot of vlogs.
Duke: I, a 4'11 woman, decided to try to bulk up. I wanted strong, sexy arms. Instead, I ended up over enrolled by 40. Yikes.
Northwestern: leaving that really hot older guy on read because I was too nervous to text him back and he ended up dating my roommate instead so I had to listen to their very loud, sweaty sex for months. Love them, leave them, or listen to them bang to John Mayer, I guess.
Cornell: deciding that I didn't need a therapist anymore, and then immediately breaking down into a mental state similar to eagleb's.
UCLA: I once told Hugh Jackman that he looked like Hugh Jackman but shorter.
GULC: attempting to cultivate a sophisticated personality by carrying a copy of Infinite Jest and pretending that I read The Economist. Spent a lot of time at coffee shops feeling a little like I was on the outside looking in.
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