A list of puns related to "Staying In"
Because it's the Griffin Door.
She didn't get it. And didn't think it was funny when I explained it. I thought it might be better received here.
Before the pandemic they would let you feed them now they don't. I guess they are worried they will catch... KOIVID
he would have died as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.
We were quite amazed by how the doctor showed up exactly when he was needed.
Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward!
He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?”
The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”
People will be lined up for blocks.
They put me in room 144
Car dealerships have more cars in their lots than ever!
he's out standing
“What’s a pie room?” she replies, Room 314. We’re staying in room 314. Should have seen the look on her face.
Neighbours
Wow, neuro-surgeon huh... I'd like to pick your brain....
He did not get it...
(those type of pun opportunities dont come to mind that often...) ((another one bitches))
She Satired
"I think it's winter down there, you guys are freezing all the time!"
We were at a hotel this weekend and my dad pulled this on my brother and me.
I was trying to get my phone online and as usual the hotel internet took me to their website. They had a cool thing wher you could order room service or an alarm or different stuff, including checking out from the room.
Me: "Cool you can check out from the room."
Dad: "I hope so, I don't want to live here forever."
I walked straight into that one, and then we all laughed.
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Swarm.
"Swarm."
Free Weights.
Hawkeye-do.
A firm-eon
That would be a great leap forward.
He puts on his sheet belt.
Then I remembered, it was a complimentary breakfast.
I responded, "is there an option to leave them all there?"
Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."
Mee: "You are not coming in."
Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"
I guess you could say I had a Loki weekend.
There's nothing there to bring them down
Because there’s always room for improvement.
It really put the willy's up me....
A stamp
I mean, I only told him I woke up with a little coffee.
She does a lot of hare-obics!
They do HEXERCISES
It was a vile inn.
I guess you could say there were pirates of the Care-I-Be-In.
It's true
Like all beings, the cow was brought into being by the universe.
The cow was very curious about its existence and asked a lot of questions of the universe.
"what am I?" it asked.
"a cow" the universe relied.
"why am I here?" it asked
"to be a cow" the universe relied, and nudged a pile of hay nearby, trying to distract her from digging deeper into that question.
The universe has a lot on its plate, existentially speaking, and in the past its gotten a bit fed up with some of its creatures.
But after what happened to Adam and Eve, the universe learned to be more patient with inquisitive beings.
The success of cats is largely because they take responsibility for their own curiosity.
But the cow was a bit needier, seeking answers rather than exploration.
The universe hoped the smell from the hay would entice it to act rather than ask.
"What's that?" the cow asked.
"Hay" the universe sighed..."for eating," it added, hoping to keep the cow quiet for a while so the universe could focus on other things.
It worked for a while but as soon as the cow's 4 stomachs were full it started asking questions again.
And that's when the universe created a bull.
"And what is that?" she asked
"That's a bull" the universe replied and wiggled its existential eyebrows suggestively.
The cow headed over to the bull and chatted him up, leaving the universe in peace for a while.
The cow was content in until she started started noticing some changes in her body.
"what's this?" she asked, pointing to her swelling body.
"You're pregnant" it replied.
She got really curious about what that meant and became very hyper asking question after question about pregnancy and birth.
She remained excited throughout the gestation, asking questions to prepare for her for the birth.
But when the day came she relaxed, and stayed focused on the task at hand. And after she gave birth, she was exhausted!
Nevertheless, she pulled herself together, looked at the baby that she brought in to the world and, predictably, asked the universe:
"What's that?"
"A calf" the universe sighed, trying to accept the relentless inquisitiveness of the cow.
"Ohhhh!" she sighed, "that explains it!"
The universe blinked. It couldn't help itself.
"Explains what?" it asked.
"Why I'm so tired!"
The universe paused.
"it's because," the cow said, "I'm decalfinated".
And the universe took the power of speech away from the cow for eternity.
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Edited
... keep reading on reddit ➡Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my company’s logo on it.
Wife: I don’t need your advise!
...Vroom vroom.
Now I have ten ants.
That would be a big step forward
That would be a big step forward.
That would be a big step forward
That would be a really big step forward.
That would be a big step forward😃
That would be a big step forward
That will be a big step forward.
"Swarm."
That would be a big step forward."
That would be a big step forward.
That’s a big step forward
That would be a big step forwards
It was a vile inn.
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