I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I’ve decided to open a Star Wars themed corner grocery store.

I’m calling it the Dagobah Bodega

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👤︎ u/ryosen
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries

but he said I can have only one cannoli

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📅︎ May 12 2018
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Why was Kylo Ren always so pale?

He never could catch any Reys!

A Star Wars themed dad joke for the holiday.

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👤︎ u/TheG-What
📅︎ May 04 2016
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