I would put a star wars joke
But I don't wanna force it
My friend from France loves Star Wars and milk tea.
I’m planning him a Boba Fête.
What's a star wars character's favorite type of car?
Before I went to the Star Wars cosplay, I thought everyone was one-dimensional. Then I met a pair of gorgeous woman dressed as astromech droids.
My dad is a Star Wars fan so I decided to draw him a picture of Grogu for Father’s Day.
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
“Yoda, best”
Happy Father’s Day!
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
Just bought a terrible thesaurus from a Star Wars gift shop
It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
Divorce is strong with this one.
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
This is the cat's egg-stirring thingys
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
An outdoor neighborhood cat was hiding in some bushes while I was hedge trimming. Didn't see him and clipped his tail clean off. I panicked and grabbed the cat and his tail rushing to my car and drove like a mad man to Walmart. The greeter was puzzled and asked why I brought the cat.
"Because you're the largest re-tailer in the world!"
Why are there no cats on Mars?
Because Curiosity killed them.
Star wars celebrity names
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Courtesy of my 7 year old. What's a cat's favourite colour?
I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.
He looked at me and said, "Me? How."
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.
Went for a drive with my cat and dog
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
My brother said he didn’t like cat puns.
I asked why and he said, “They freak meowt.”
After a moment of me staring at him, he said, “Seriously, I’m not kitten.”
Did you hear about the polygamist cat?
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.
Divorce is strong with this one.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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