You know you've reached middle age...

When you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...

... β€˜Solo’ would win Hans down.

(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really β€œdown” either. Shucks)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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