Stan Cullis Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

So I’ve put together a little template of a post we can pin for new fans seeking more information on Wolves so that we don’t get the same posts every other day. It’s just a draft so far but I’m posting it here beforehand so everyone can comment with suggestions of what we can add to it and I’ll edit it in until we have a finished article which we can pin.

Early Success

Established in 1877, Wolverhampton Wanderers were the founding members of the English League. Wolves, as they are commonly known, have won 17 major trophies in their history, including 11 league titles, four FA Cups and two League Cups. The club won its first FA Cup in 1893 by beating Everton 1-0, before adding a second cup trophy to the collection in 1908 when they overcame Newcastle United 3-1.

“Champions of the World”

Legendary manager Stan Cullis took over in 1947 and helped Wolves win their third FA Cup – taking down Leicester City 3-1 in the final at Wembley Stadium. Cullis, together with England captain Billy Wright, led Wolves throughout the 1950s – the most successful period in the club’s history. Wolves won their first league championship title in the 1953–54 season, while at the same time they became one of the clubs in Britain to install floodlights to their stadium. Wolves played a number of ‘floodlit friendlies’ against some of the top sides in Europe – the most famous match saw Wolves defeat Honvéd 3-2, whose team included many Hungarian national team players who had just beaten England twice. The result led the national media to proclaim Wolves as “Champions of the World”. But others, including Gabriel Hanot – the editor of French magazine L'Équipe, wanted a competition where the best teams in Europe would play each other. This paved the way for the creation of the European Cup, now known as the Champions League, with Wolves one of the first British clubs to take part. Two further league championship titles were won by the club in the 1957–58 and 1958–59 seasons, before another FA Cup – Wolves’ fourth and most recent – was added to the trophy cabinet in 1960.

Ups and Downs

Wolves had another period of success in the early 1970s, reaching the final of the first ever UEFA Cup (now known as the Europa League) – defeating Juventus on the way. After winning two League Cups in 1974 and 1980, Wolves suffered three consecutive relegations, ending up in the fourth division. The signing of the club’s record goal scorer Steve Bull followed in 1986, with Bully’s 306 g

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I decided to take a look at who the most dominant scorer for the Chicago Blackhawks was by season. Each season's highest PPG total is shown at an 82 game pace (player must have played 50% of his team's games). Here are the results.

I usually post one of these for each team on /r/hockey in the off-season, but I feel like people get burned out after seeing them for 30+ days in a row (and I get tired of posting them lol), so this year I'm sharing them in each team's respective sub.

1926-27 - Dick Irvin (68.65pts): 8.65 point lead over Babe Dye

1927-28 - Duke Keats (56.38pts): 8.55 point lead over Mickey MacKay

1928-29 - Vic Ripley (31.35pts): 16.44 point lead over Johnny Gottselig

1929-30 - Tom Cook (60pts): 7.44 point lead over Johnny Gottselig

1930-31 - Johnny Gottselig (62.48pts): 8.43 point lead over Tom Cook

1931-32 - Johnny Gottselig (52.18pts): 9.47 point lead over Tom Cook

1932-33 - Paul Thompson (56.38pts): 11.96 point lead over Tom Cook

1933-34 - Paul Thompson (61.5pts): 10.25 point lead over Johnny Gottselig

1934-35 - Paul Thompson (66.63pts): 3.42 point lead over Johnny Gottselig

1935-36 - Paul Thompson (72.89pts): 7.97 point lead over Doc Romnes

1936-37 - Paul Thompson (61.06pts): 8.35 point lead over Doc Romnes

1937-38 - Paul Thompson (75.17pts): 15.53 point lead over Doc Romnes

1938-39 - Johnny Gottselig (66.63pts): 25.63 point lead over Joffre Desilets

1939-40 - Cully Dahlstrom (54.67pts): 6.31 point lead over Johnny Gottselig

1940-41 - George Allen (57.77pts): 1.94 point lead over Bill Thoms

1941-42 - Bill Thoms (78.51pts): 15.43 point lead over Max Bentley

1942-43 - Max Bentley (122.13pts): 2.41 point lead over Doug Bentley

1943-44 - Doug Bentley (126.28pts): 8.2 point lead over Clint Smith

1944-45 - Bill Mosienko and Clint Smith (88.56pts): 28.64 point lead over Butch McDonald

1945-46 - Max Bentley (106.43pts): 8.03 point lead over Bill Mosienko

1946-47 - Max Bentley (98.4pts): 11.67 point lead over Doug Bentley

1947-48 - Gaye Stewart (83.52pts): 5.62 point lead over Doug Bentley

1948-49 - Doug Bentley (93.31pts): 0.38 point lead over Roy Conacher

1949-50 - Doug Bentley (67.91pts): 2.31 point lead over Roy Conacher

1950-51 - Roy Conacher (58.57pts): 0.22 point lead over Jim Conacher

1951-52 - Bill Mosienko (62.09pts): 4.69 point lead over George Gee

1952-53 - Jim McFadden (51.54pts): 2.82 point lead over Jimmy Peters

1953-54 - Larry Wilson (52.18pts): 4.15 point lead over Bill Gadsby

1954-55 -

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

It was about a weak back.

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

There hasn't been a post all year!