... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
Because it's a bit draughty.
(Courtesy of my dad. Today. Because of my t shirt.)
Regular rocks are too heavy.
It was a big ash explosion
That's what I call luck of the IRS
They gargoyle
DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"
..the sham rock.
Erin go โbrahโ.
Whatโs Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy OโFurniture.
How do you know an Irishman is having fun?
Heโs Dublin over with laughter!
๐๐๐๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ช๐๐ฐ #doubledose #irishcarbombs #dailydadjokes #luckycharms #rimshot #kneeslapper #stpattysday2021 #luckoftheirish #greenbeer #march17th
Happy St Paddyโs Day everyone!
A lepricon.
Be Mine-us (B-)
Notre Single Dame Is Given
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
I think he might be getting a big lump sum.
He can be walking down Main St. and turn into a bar.
FINNISH HYMN!!
Obviously a sham rock.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.
A $100 bill went to heaven and was heading towards the gate when St. Peter stopped him. The bill said "What's the matter?". And St. Pete said, "You can't go in". And the bill replied, "Why not? I've done nothing wrong. I was given to charity for the poor and I've been with the richest people on Earth". Right then, a $20 bill was passing by, and St. Peter stopped him as well. "What does this mean? I've been good with everyone and I've been given to the poor more times than the $100 bill". But St. Pete had none of it. Right then, a $1 bill was passing by and it too was stopped. "I've been given to the poor more times than any of these combined! This is outrageous!". And right then, an old, dirty and rusty pennie was passing through the gates, jumping with joy. He stopped for a moment and smiled at St. Pete. And St. Pete smiled back, as the pennie leaped into heaven. All the other bills were confused and enraged. And when they asked St. Pete why that filthy little coin was let in, and not them, St. Peter responded: "He was the only one to go to mass".
I hope you have a nice day!
P.S: No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.
Carrie underwood
Ooops, wrong bus!
If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.
Because anymore would be too farty.
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
Missouri loves company!
Paddy O'Furniture!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
Patty O'Furniture.
Have a Happy St. Paddy's Day and stay safe!
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
It was the Arch.
Lucky Charms.
Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!
But it was at its peak in the 80s.
Stolen and butchered from https://xkcd.com/2308: Title text was โIt's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.โ
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
Because the cases keep Dublin.
But Quasimodo had a hunch.
He could walk down Main St. and turn into a bar.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
