Hilarious Spring Blooming Puns

I love telling seasonal jokes. My Summer jokes are always the hottest around, I'm blooming with Spring ones, Winter jokes are always cool, but when comes to Autumn

I tend to fall short.

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👤︎ u/acherem13

📅︎ Jul 11 2021

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To my wife with the kids in the back seat as we drove away from MIL: "Your mom's wild flowers from the spring have all bloomed and it looks like there's only one is left."

"I guess the lone hydrangea is all that remains."

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👤︎ u/Gherkinstein

📅︎ Jul 18 2021

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