A list of puns related to "Sports Tonight"
morning: "i don't know what sports i should pick at school!"
"well, think about it & i'll see you tonight"
night: "i haven't picked one yet"
"wow ok, indecisive much?"
"i don't know what to take"
"you should at least *take one tho* " 🥋
Me: What time are you going to be home tonight?
Wife: Ten-ish.
Me: Okay. And what sport does Sean Connery like to play at the country club?
Wife: Ugh.
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