Splitting Heirs Puns

A list of puns related to "Splitting Heirs"

What’s it called when a king and queen decide to not have kids?

A receding heir line

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👤︎ u/Unusual_Tangerine_13
📅︎ Sep 20 2022
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Why did the king have his children executed?

Because he was splitting heirs.

I'll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/hotherblood
📅︎ Jun 14 2022
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My brother is upset that our grandpa left a little more money for me in his will.

I said, “This is like splitting heirs.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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