In brokeback mountain how's he take a dick like that with just spit and no prep and no action in the weeks leading up to it?

And Ennis only spits once before he starts pounding. Watching this movie for the first time, it's alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/744464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Almost did a spit take seeing Chelsea’s therapist telling her to β€œGoogle boundaries” instead of, y’know, actually counseling her.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharkbaitooahhahh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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This made me do a spit take
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abaroquegoofy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Literal spit take
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenigma_79
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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Lines that make you spit-take?

Mine remains β€œI enjoy his candor!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UbiSububi8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Say what u want about TMC but no matter how many times raekown got beat up, slapped, robbed, shot, embarrassed, spit on they gon rock w him cash gang gotta take notes smh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverpaid32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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So my java ferns were bought with black spits and tears and i want to cut all of the leaves off and just regrow them but im curious of how long itll take and if i can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanrdundas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Shae Davis inspired Jay Z to take rap seriously. Jay Z debuted reasonable Doubt after watching Shae Davis spit in the studio for 6 hrs str8. Hov was qouted as saying, "Shae Davis is what every rapper ever aspired to be when they thought of becoming the GOAT" fun fact: Yung French Montana at 1:16 v.redd.it/8g71rhaig1481
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterRP37
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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Saw this and did a spit take (apologies if a recent repost, saw it on FB)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dronsayro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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TRADE 75 -> |W| SPIT-TAKE? |H| 325 COINS

|W| SPIT-TAKE? |H| 325 COINS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rounakkkkkkk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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I'd gladly take poison in that glass with Josephine's spit in it... 🀀🀀🀀🀀
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blood_smoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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I’ll take Oops I Spit Up Again for $600, Alex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marie_Purrie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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PCR test kits available to take home (unconfirmed they are spit tests not nasal) kingstonist.com/news/pcr-…
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Is she a vegetarian now? The political attack video shows her eating meat while depicting her as a cannibal… but at the party she takes a bite out of something and spits it out when finding out it was meat..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euphoric_nihilism
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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I used to pretend to take my prescription vitamins as a kid, but then spit them out and hid them in my backpack.

For some reason, my pediatrician prescribed these disgusting chewable vitamins that had fluoride in them to my siblings and me. I don’t know why, but for some reason they tasted absolutely horrendous to me and made me feel sick to my stomach.

My mom would give them to me every morning, I’d plop it in my mouth, not chew, and head into my room and spit it out into my backpack. I’d end up throwing out my backpack at the end of each school year since I’d be terrified of my mom finding my stockpiled vitamins. She’d be so pissed but also laugh so hard if she found out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katerade999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Norm's spit-takes are a treasure to behold v.redd.it/m8rjbvn8uuv71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dry-Project-8039
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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John's little comments - did a spit take on this one

Episode 1 - Paul playing an unfinished Let It Be for the group, putting in filler words and non-words here and there.

George: I just feel it NEEDS something...

John: Yea, how about some words?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyPellen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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Zip application that can take a bunch of files and spit out individual zip files for each file?

PeaZip on Windows allows someone to select 50+ files and then automatically spit out individual zip files.

Is there anything like this for Mac OS?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blade-Thug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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She only spit in to so she could take it home for baby later ! v.redd.it/byhfwnit9a381
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carrionbuffet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2021
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Did a spit take when I heard thisβ€”anyone else watching shadows?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teichoskopia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2021
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My morning-- complete with spit take and nut buster! v.redd.it/f4fn1rmne2r71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zupeanut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2021
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Garnt everytime when the boys spit out their trash food hot takes (10K figure special @ 2:15:47).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtSchnitzell
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Just lock the room switch off the light spit on your cock and put lots of oil on itπŸŒπŸŒπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ edge and moan wilder louder so hard moaan and moan bebo mommy like she is dominating you like her playboy your dick will remain in 90 degree take the viagra pills vibrator your moans will go to neighbours
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BEBO_JAAN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Don't you see Frylock? He's gonna take all that spit and use it to dissolve the walls of the first national bank!" v.redd.it/z52x1yyfuj481
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|W| Spit-take Award (325) |H| 325 COINS

On my pinned post "Awards Here" please. Please comment first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasommer14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What made you do a real life spit take/double take?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admiral-Shepard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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self checkout still allowing cash back, even when cash tender is turned off. (which is usually bc of yet another damn bill handler jam?!) prints out a slip and my SM said just take $20 out of the safe, when the bill handler jam gets fixed it’ll spit out the $20???

….is this really the technology a multibillion dollar company has? or are we missing something obvious?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lotusgrin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Had a spit take when this showed up in my email. Rare find!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScooterMcTavish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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That damn Alasomorph in S2:10 almost makes me spit-take every time! Like if Chewbacca and The Fly had an offspring!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoradiaDesigns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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Library that takes a pool of words and spits out sentences with only those words?

Hi,

I was wondering if there exists a library that can take an array or list of words, say 500, and using either an API or a model, can generate sentences only out of those words? Open source is preferable. It would be nice if the sentences are sensible or real sentences that someone has written, but they don’t have to be, as long as theyre grammatically correct.

It would be nice if there exists for other languages too - I’m trying to experiment with taking French words I know and generating sentences to test myself, without having to deal with new vocabulary words.

Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueLensFlares
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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FYI I was listening to the back catalog and suddenly busted up so hard I did a spit take and blew Diet Coke all over my naked belly.

Just be careful out there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmyBrat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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Did a spit take when checking at 9 pm. Not planned.
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You can estimate how good your car looks by the amount of spit you find on the windshield when you take it around reddit.com/gallery/r8ya2h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotoletta-party
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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Here's my failed entry to Superstonk's award content a few months ago, "The Ape-To-Ape Spit-Take Award"
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πŸ”₯ Whales take a huge mouthful of water and krill and spit out the water, using baleen to keep the krill behind. Baleen is made from the same material as human fingernails.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PC61600
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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SLPT: Use spit to operate your touch screen when it’s cold and you don’t want to take off your gloves.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbstupidhuman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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Higher Ed does not appreciate its staff members. It takes you in, grinds you down and will spit you out.

I work as a campus employee - program coordinator.

The campus I work on also has a reputation for not paying its faculty and staff (and student staff) well which also includes no basis for performance based wage increases, no adjustments to costs of living, etc. The benefits are good and all but after taxes and deductions, my take home amounts to $9/hr. This also is low while getting my spouse through school with a tuition waiver but that takes a 3rd of my paycheck now.

I recently asked our department's director (he just started this past September) about a raise and with how this Uni is structured, he is unable to do so, regardless of my being in position for 3 years, making a lot changes to my program during covid, and just sitting tight, doing the best I can for my student employees. He tried empathizing with me on his experiences when he was a young professional but it did not necessarily help. The best we can do is 'plan out a justification and budget projection to submit for review next year and see what happens'.

That was three days ago and my anxiety has become a mental nightmare with this reality.

The job market where I'm at is awful. I did everything right, I thought. Go to school, get degrees, work hard, but I'm about at my breaking point with this. I feel stuck, trapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THEgrognog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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Pretty sure everyone who discovers spell does a *spit take* and drops their phone.

The month and year charts are corrected I n the coinbase app.

Swuh swuh swuh sweet-can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmorphousTramp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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Ethan's the kind of guy to take a sip of water and spit the ice cube back out v.redd.it/yffwoowh4vr71
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsmasterflex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2021
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Alina takes Steven winetasting but since they’re Mormon they’re not allowed to drink it. I couldn’t stop laughing at the words being said. β€œ you’re going to spit it out right?” β€œTo not swallowing” and to top it off β€œmaybe it’s better when you swallow it?” Look at him tongue in the glass. WTFπŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengoddess831
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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Spit at the bus driver and proceed to take a seat v.redd.it/zpkg798k2up61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palifaith
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Literally made a spit take when the sage of untamed went home and the game picked Doja Cat as the sub untamed sage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naomiflora
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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I literally did a spit take reading this. Spica Twitter game never fails!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QwwwwwwwwwQ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2021
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Am I the only one who did a fucking spit take when he said this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gay_commie_fucker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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[W] Spit-take [H] 325cc

On my pinned post please, and comment what you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jet_The_Tabaxi
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