My brother has more space in his closet

Because he came out of it

Making this joke from when I learned my brother came out of the closet. Tought maybe it would do good in here!

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📅︎ Apr 11 2016
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Join my pun commune and share in the free pun love movement, children.

In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.

In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.

You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.✌️

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👤︎ u/dlveazie
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Dad's jokes drove us crazy

My dad was riding shotgun while my brother was making repeated futile attempts to pull his Suburban into a narrow parking space. Dad turned around to me, looked me in the eye and deadpanned, "He's got parking son's disease".

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👤︎ u/towbeear
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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So my brother got a new bed and had to assemble it...

It was a double bed so it took up quite a part of the room.

Brother: There isn't much left of the room. (bed occupied a lot of space)

Dad: It's clearly turning into a BEDroom!

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👤︎ u/FrogDie
📅︎ Jan 27 2014
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Launch money

Over heard from downstairs 6 year old brother: "dad! I need lunch money for tomorrow" Dad:"launch money? What're you getting launched into outer space tomorrow?"

Idk I lold

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👤︎ u/sebulbaa
📅︎ Dec 19 2014
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