Southern Florida Puns

A list of puns related to "Southern Florida"

You know what they say about sleeping under a citrus tree in southern Florida.

It’s sub lime.

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👤︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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A Southern college guy goes to Florida for Spring Break

His objective is to hook up with fancy, Eastern girls. He sees a couple and walks up to them:

"Where do y'all girls go to school at?"

They say "Yale"

He says "WHERE DO Y'ALL GIRLS GO TO SCHOOL AT?!?!"

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👤︎ u/ztreHdrahciR
📅︎ Jul 07 2021
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Were going to see alot of this once hurricane Dorian hits southern Florida. And maybe some Axeidental puns that were felled in there.
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👤︎ u/Daboss104
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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My dad just got me on our drive to Key West

So we've been driving for about 30 minutes down state route 1 and talking has died down a bit. We're just listening to some oldies on the radio when my dad says, "Flo Rida must be pretty popular down here. I keep seeing his name everywhere." I replied, "really? I haven't seen it anywhere..... Ugh Shut up dad."

Edit: Key West is the most southern part of the state of Florida, USA. Flo Rida is a rapper. Flo Rida is really popular in Florida. My dad saw Flo Rida a lot during our drive in Florida. If you don't get it yet, leave /r/dadjokes

Edit 2 because people keep struggling. If this doesn't help you understand the joke you're lost.
Flo Rida
Flo rida
Florida

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👤︎ u/greekgodgrizz
📅︎ Sep 15 2016
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