Two gay surfer guys walk into a bar...

They came in search of their adopted child. They ask the bartender, β€œHey, have you seen a small boy wandering around town looking lost? Sandy hair, blue eyes? He wandered off while we were catching some waves.” The bartender thinks for a second, then shakes his head and says, β€œNope, sorry bros. I just clocked in, but my coworker Fred is packing up now if you wanna check with him. He’s the one with the mustache by the door.” The couple walk over to the mustached man putting on a coat getting ready to leave, and inquire the same thing from him. Fred replies, β€œNow that you mention it, I think he came up to the counter a little while ago looking for you guys. I told him to come back in about 20 minutes when my shift ends so I can help him look around, but that was like half an hour ago. I’ve been waiting a little while, but I was just getting ready to leave.” Suddenly, the man points behind the surfer guys and exclaims, β€œHere comes the son, Dude and Dude 2!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reltets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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He is right

Friend 1 : hey what are the effects of alziemer diesease

Friend 2 : sorry bro I cant remember

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdEmLolEm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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