My dad's go to joke that he has used for the past 10 years at least.

Anytime a person will mention that they are sore or are in pain my dad does this.

Me: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts.

Dad: Does your face hurt?

Me: No...

Dad: Because it's killing me!

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📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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