Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Because was out standing in his field.
Day 4: “why do you say so many bad puns”
Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal 🎷
Why are so many movies made in america?
...Because they like shooting things
Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
It's always, "New Year, new ME"
Why do so many people break off addictions the day after Thanksgiving?
There's a lot of cold turkey to go around.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for
Nobody has given me a straight answer
Some say it’s sad that so many kids are shuffled through foster care.
Others might call it reWARDing.
I know. I’m sorry.
Why are so many people afraid of math?
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
The police asked me why i was carrying so many pillows
I told them i was resisting a rest.
Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food
I failed maths so many times at school.
So many items are no longer made in America...
I just bought a new tv and the box said “built in antenna”...
I don’t even know where that is!
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
Why did the mushroom have so many friends?
This was on my mind for a while after being a candidate for so many job openings.
Why do so many people hook up drunk?
Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder
Do you know why so many people have pets ?
Because they are not allowed to have people anymore.
Why do so many pirates wear an eyepatch?
Because pirate has a single ‘i’
(Please don’t throw me overboard)
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
I told my kid I can speak to him on so many levels
...before we got off the elevator
So many people these days are too judgmental
I can tell just by looking at them
Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
Why are so many people tired on April 1st?
they just finished a 31 day March.
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels...
thats it.. thats the joke
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
"I make so many jokes I must be a father somewhere."
Why do so many people have sex on New Years
To be ready for Labor Day!
You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
Why were there so many road accidents in the Roman Empire?
Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.
Why do ghosts get so many DUIs
Why do chess players have so many kids?
Haven’t seen many Minecraft puns on here, so here’s one for you guys
Wife: I know you don’t like olives, but there are so many in this salad. I can’t get them out.
Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?
It always wants to meter.
Math can be so hard sometimes. The problem was, "Sally had 32 pennies. She gave 32 pennies away to her friend Robin. How many pennies does Sally have left?"
I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for
So far no one has given me a straight answer
I've asked so many people what lgbtq stands for
So far I haven't gotten a straight answer
Why do the French 🇫🇷 eat so many snails 🐌
They don’t like fast food
I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
They bless the rains down in Africa.
Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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